Revenge on some chavs..help!

[Stupeo]

Okay, my Vectra got egg'd about two weeks ago. I have suspected for a while that it was two little 14 year old chav's who live around the corner from us. I found out yesterday that it was them for definite. They have even been bragging to their parents about it!!

Now, how can I get revenge bearing in mind they are only 14? The missus reckons it would be wrong for me to smash an Ostrich egg in their faces.

[Matt Evans]

Just go round and egg their parents car. Then when they complain tell them that you thought it was the done thing, seeing as their children did the same to yours. As you had to wash your own car, perhaps their kids could wash their parents car. A trade off, of sorts.

[shibby!]

Paintball gun!


I use mine to get the fools who let their dog turd on the street outside my house.

[Tiggsy]

dont - you wont win a war against kids who are not bound by your normal concerns for the law and common sense. You will loose big time.

[Cock Womble 7]

Give Harry Brown a ring.

[Stupeo]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Give Harry Brown a ring.

?? Please explain

[Colin 1985]

The CPS has given people the OK on this type of thing so off you go...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265678/Fu...

[aclivity]

Invoice for cleaning, delivered to the parents.

[BoRED S2upid]

Wait until they are 18 and egg their cars. How sweet would revenge be after 4 years.

[ApexJimi]

Tiggsy said:

dont - you wont win a war against kids who are not bound by your normal concerns for the law and common sense. You will loose big time.

This.

Unless you bring an Uzi to the party

[Cock Womble 7]

Stupeo said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Give Harry Brown a ring.

?? Please explain

I can't be arsed.

[Stupeo]

anonymous said:

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Not interested - he couldn't give a monkeys. He lets his 5 year old play out nearly half a mile from his house until very late.

[North West Tom]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Stupeo said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Give Harry Brown a ring.

?? Please explain

I can't be arsed.

[blindswelledrat]

Stupeo said:

The missus reckons it would be wrong for me to smash an Ostrich egg in their faces.

[Groober]

Molest them, that should scar them for a while.

[ShadownINja]

BoRED S2upid said:

Wait until they are 18 and egg their cars. How sweet would revenge be after 4 years.

Indeed. Kids forget they grow up and become home owners/car owners. (I'm still waiting for my dad to come round and smash my greenhouse by cycling through it as revenge. )

[Justayellowbadge]

A useful maxim I admit I tend to forget too often round here:

Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

May need a little tweaking in this instance, but the point remains.

[Puggit]

blindswelledrat said:

Stupeo said:

The missus reckons it would be wrong for me to smash an Ostrich egg in their faces.

This would be close to attempted murder!

[Neil H]

Stab them both in the heart.

[blindswelledrat]

Groober said:

Molest them, that should scar them for a while.

Even I paused and deleted a similar comment.