Thinking of going over to Islam - but what is the Deal with
Thinking of going over to Islam - but what is the Deal with
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jellison

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12,803 posts

307 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Bacon.

That blew it out of the water for me. Crazy wink

Not in love with the lack of alcohol either......

ProfessorPeach

616 posts

201 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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I agree with their economic policies, and treating women like crap.

Not in favour of all women wearing those yashmak things. Only the hideous beasts.

The hotties should be obliged to wear tight, revealing clothes.

But overall, yeah, I would be a muslim, no problem.

Just as long as we keep booze, bacon and slags.

jellison

Original Poster:

12,803 posts

307 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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I love Brussels proposed banning of the Stupid "balaclava's".

The Belgiums have just gone up in my book.

Mind Mingers should obviously have to wear them.

So what is so wrong with Pigs? Don't say Dirty Beasts.

ShadownINja

80,112 posts

312 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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ProfessorPeach said:
The hotties should be obliged to wear tight, revealing clothes.
If you ever start Peachism as a new religion, please let me know.

off_again

13,917 posts

264 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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As a religion / way of life its actually not bad. Focuses on key values and supposed to be a pillar for your way of behaviour, not something that you use to absolve yourself every few years. That said, for every positive, there has to be a negative - so banning a couple of things seems a fair compromise though.

As for the head scarf, treatment of women and a couple of other things - that's only for certain types. Moderate muslim nations are actually very good and certainly don't have the restrictions that you might expect.

The lack of alcohol might be a pain, but think of the money we would / could save by not having A&E and the Police stations jammed full of pissed up teens every weekend?

fluffnik

20,156 posts

257 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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off_again said:
As a religion / way of life its actually not bad.
Yes it is.

Like all the monotheistic religions it promotes superstitious ignorance by insisting on its own "truth" in the face of evidence to the contrary.

cazzer

8,883 posts

278 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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fluffnik said:
off_again said:
As a religion / way of life its actually not bad.
Yes it is.

Like all the monotheistic religions it promotes superstitious ignorance by insisting on its own "truth" in the face of evidence to the contrary.
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Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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jellison said:
So what is so wrong with Pigs?
Tapeworms.

4nonymous

2,920 posts

221 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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working class

8,998 posts

217 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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Someone pass the popcorn please, sugared not salty thanks

g3org3y

22,504 posts

221 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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109 months and now the troll like behaviour starts?

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

239 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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One of the usual PHers will be along to be offended by this thread soon

coffee

TheCarpetCleaner

7,294 posts

232 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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odyssey2200 said:
One of the usual PHers will be along to be offended by this thread soon

coffee
Yep. Gotta love those ones who rush to be , can almost hear the whoosing..

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

239 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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TheCarpetCleaner said:
odyssey2200 said:
One of the usual PHers will be along to be offended by this thread soon

coffee
Yep. Gotta love those ones who rush to be , can almost hear the whoosing..
and the foaming at the mouth.

koolchris99

12,527 posts

209 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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my old man is a Muslim, converted about 10 years ago.

just been down the pub with him and no doubt well have a fry up for breakie, there are strict Muslims and there are normal ones. 2 different breeds

the giving a certain amount to charity pillar is a good idea i think.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Thursday 22nd April 2010
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koolchris99 said:
my old man is a Muslim, converted about 10 years ago.

just been down the pub with him and no doubt well have a fry up for breakie, there are strict Muslims and there are normal ones. 2 different breeds
Ahhh....thought you were talking about your todger

Superficial

753 posts

204 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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koolchris99 said:
my old man is a Muslim, converted about 10 years ago.

just been down the pub with him and no doubt well have a fry up for breakie, there are strict Muslims and there are normal ones. 2 different breeds

the giving a certain amount to charity pillar is a good idea i think.
Erm, not really. Drinking alcohol and eating pork is strictly haram in Islam. You can't pick and choose which parts of the religion to follow, it's all or nothing.

ironictwist

7,127 posts

235 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Superficial said:
koolchris99 said:
my old man is a Muslim, converted about 10 years ago.

just been down the pub with him and no doubt well have a fry up for breakie, there are strict Muslims and there are normal ones. 2 different breeds

the giving a certain amount to charity pillar is a good idea i think.
Erm, not really. Drinking alcohol and eating pork is strictly haram in Islam. You can't pick and choose which parts of the religion to follow, it's all or nothing.
You have muslims that do both...Yet still insist they are. Which if they believe in the beliefs but don't abide by certain rules, that's there prerogative.

I don't eat bacon, or drink...But I'm not currently a practising muslim either. Yet I do believe in my faith, it is part of my identity & is very much a personal thing for me rather than something I shout from the rooftops.

Edited by ironictwist on Friday 23 April 11:19

Gargamel

16,390 posts

291 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Frank Ribery is a great advert for the faith.

Convert to Islam to marry his wife. Shows the proper respect for treating ladies with the status they deserve. er... except those he is paying for sex.


jellison

Original Poster:

12,803 posts

307 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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A BSc and MSc in Geology gives me the background to say all religons are cobblers. wink

God - ya right.

Just money making machines or ways to brain wash / indoctrinate.