Personal Heaven and Personal Hell
Discussion
Using an overwhelmingly broad stretch of the imagination and believing, just for a few moments, that heaven and hell exist and that each was personally tailored for you, what would you expect to see there?
Heaven: Everyone sitting around on bean bags, smoking awesome weed and watching a combination of MotoGP and BBC comedies, whilst being served endless bowls of roast beef Monster Munch by busty Swedish wenches who have to refer to me as 'The Captain'.
Hell: Having my eyes welded to a screen showing a perpetual repeat of any episode of Friends whilst Jim Davidson and Lee Evans take it in turns to cum in my hair, using my tears as fuel to reach their filthy, demonic orgasm.
It's probably best I don't go to a psychiatrist with any of this.
Heaven: Everyone sitting around on bean bags, smoking awesome weed and watching a combination of MotoGP and BBC comedies, whilst being served endless bowls of roast beef Monster Munch by busty Swedish wenches who have to refer to me as 'The Captain'.
Hell: Having my eyes welded to a screen showing a perpetual repeat of any episode of Friends whilst Jim Davidson and Lee Evans take it in turns to cum in my hair, using my tears as fuel to reach their filthy, demonic orgasm.
It's probably best I don't go to a psychiatrist with any of this.
Rawwr said:
Hell: Having my eyes welded to a screen showing a perpetual repeat of any episode of Friends whilst Jim Davidson and Lee Evans take it in turns to cum in my hair, using my tears as fuel to reach their filthy, demonic orgasm.
Wow... There's an image that'll haunt me for a while 
Rawwr said:
Heaven: Everyone sitting around on bean bags, smoking awesome weed and watching a combination of MotoGP and BBC comedies, whilst being served endless bowls of roast beef Monster Munch by busty Swedish wenches who have to refer to me as 'The Captain'.
I like your idea of heaven, I like it a lot 
Heaven:
Old style pub in somewhere scenic, big leather sofa's that you sink in too, open fire, massive tv with sky(full package),some absolutely gorgeous ladies, some good mates, a menu of steaks, sheperds pie etc, big wine list, good beer and a quality selection of single malts. Outside the pub and beer garden some sort of private track/roads with huge selection of cars to burn round in. I'm thinking Yorkshire moors/dales etc but with a nurburgring esq track facility. Oh nearly forgot free petrol.
Hell:
Maybe a full time non stop position in a Labour think tank for political correctness chaired by Tony Blair with a panel of "celebrities" such as Graham Norton, Alan Carr, Dermot O leary, Jordon etc and no access to any firearms. Living on a diet of non stop snack a jacks and salad. No alcohol and all the women look like they've just stepped off the Jeremy Kyle show. All to a soundtrack of gansta rap and kiddies screaming.
Old style pub in somewhere scenic, big leather sofa's that you sink in too, open fire, massive tv with sky(full package),some absolutely gorgeous ladies, some good mates, a menu of steaks, sheperds pie etc, big wine list, good beer and a quality selection of single malts. Outside the pub and beer garden some sort of private track/roads with huge selection of cars to burn round in. I'm thinking Yorkshire moors/dales etc but with a nurburgring esq track facility. Oh nearly forgot free petrol.
Hell:
Maybe a full time non stop position in a Labour think tank for political correctness chaired by Tony Blair with a panel of "celebrities" such as Graham Norton, Alan Carr, Dermot O leary, Jordon etc and no access to any firearms. Living on a diet of non stop snack a jacks and salad. No alcohol and all the women look like they've just stepped off the Jeremy Kyle show. All to a soundtrack of gansta rap and kiddies screaming.
Edited by jp1982 on Thursday 22 April 11:13
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