A conversation with my Telephone Mobile company

[cs02rm0]

cs02rm0 said:

Hi

Could you tell me when you might expect to ship this order?

Regards
cs02rm0

AutoResponse said:

Thanks for your email, we'll get back to you within 24 hours. (Paraphrased)

cs02rm0 said:

Hi

Could you tell me when you might expect to ship this order?

Regards
cs02rm0

AutoResponse said:

Thanks for your email, we'll get back to you within 24 hours. (Paraphrased)

cs02rm0 said:

Hi

Could you tell me if/when you might expect to ship this order?

Regards
cs02rm0

AutoResponse said:

Thanks for your email, we'll get back to you within 24 hours. (Paraphrased)

cs02rm0 said:

Hello? Helloooooooo? Is it me you're looking for......?

Two weeks later...

Shane said:

Turd

Shane
T-Mobile Websales

[Justayellowbadge]

Really?

Press. Now.

[cs02rm0]

Really.

Max Clifford?

[DrTre]

My guess is Shane is Irish (hence his name) and he's saying your phone will be with you on the 3rd.

[Gad-Westy]

Will reply to this thread within 24 hours.

[Ow]

DrTre said:

My guess is Shane is Irish (hence his name) and he's saying your phone will be with you on the 3rd.

In all seriousness though, if that's how it went I would agree that the press might be a way to go. Or at least threaten them with the press.

[fadeaway]

Ask him if he's refer to you, their order processing dept or specifically their customer service!

[cs02rm0]

I posted it on their forum and they censored it!

[FraserLFA]

That is class! Press, free phones for life, Week in the bahamas, job done.

[working class]

Ring The sun now! That will make page 7 at least!!!

[Justayellowbadge]

They'll need a picture of you looking sad and holding up a mobile.

[hondafanatic]

Justayellowbadge said:

They'll need a picture of you looking sad and holding up a mobile.

But he's waiting for the mobile? Or did I read it wrong.

They'd need a stock photo of a mobile phone to make sure the reader knows what they're refering to.

[cs02rm0]

The mobile did eventually arrive before the email reply, so I can flaunt that in the photo.

[FraserLFA]

hondafanatic said:

Justayellowbadge said:

They'll need a picture of you looking sad and holding up a mobile.

But he's waiting for the mobile? Or did I read it wrong.

They'd need a stock photo of a mobile phone to make sure the reader knows what they're refering to.

Some sort of old Nokia will do the trick.

[hondafanatic]

cs02rm0 said:

The mobile did eventually arrive before the email reply, so I can flaunt that in the photo.

When did you get it? Da turd'enth?

[Arese]

hondafanatic said:

Justayellowbadge said:

They'll need a picture of you looking sad and holding up a mobile.

But he's waiting for the mobile? Or did I read it wrong.

They'd need a stock photo of a mobile phone to make sure the reader knows what they're refering to.

With the headline:

COSMOBILE PHONE HELL!!

Edited by Arese on Friday 23 April 12:03

Edited by Arese on Friday 23 April 12:03

[Matt Evans]

Justayellowbadge said:

They'll need a picture of you looking sad and holding up a mobile.

They'll also need your name, address, date of birth, telephone number, email address, sexual preference and shoe size to publish in full for the nation to see under the Data Protection Act.

Edited as I can't spell Data

Edited by Matt Evans on Friday 23 April 12:13

[Eddh]

[Stedman]

but i would be pissed off if some knobhead who i was paying *in a roundabout sort of way* called me a turd.

Twat.

[theironduke]

Did he offer to upgrade your ring dings?