Ladies of PH, Is she playing mind games?
Ladies of PH, Is she playing mind games?
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WorAl

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10,877 posts

218 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Or those of you in the know, please read carefully this is serious st.

OK as you may know I have just recently split with my GF. i.e. 2 weeks ago, now when I walked it was as you say, "the wrong time of the month". Now I have been back to see her about 5 times in that period to talk things through.

A couple of times though, my cock may have accidentally slipped in. now this can only be a maximum of 2 1/2 weeks ago but more like 12 days (can't remember exactly).

She is now saying she might be pregnant, (found out before Monday but didn't want to tell me) now has told me she has had 2 tests and both say yes, would they be able to tell so soon?

Now bear in mind she was "on" 3 Saturdays ago so couldn't have been up the duff then.

lawrence567

7,507 posts

220 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Shirley she would'nt be able to tell as your "pregnant" from when you miss your next period?

Soovy

35,829 posts

301 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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She's trying to mess with your head.

WTF were you playing at hanging out of the back of it?


If she's pregnant you're properly f cked.


V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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You tt.

She stopped her birth control, lured you back and now has you done up like a kipper.

Welcome to a life of little brats you hate, because of a wife you despise and in-laws who'll be rubbing you up the wrong way forever. Because they'll live until they're 120.

Alterntively, enjoy your new friends at the CSA for the next 18 years.

You should have bagged up and regarded it simply as ex-sex.

Have her killed now. It's the only solution.

Sheets Tabuer

21,478 posts

245 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Yes you can tell that quick.

You're fked.

mat13

1,977 posts

211 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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She's a woman

you have just split up

do you really have to ask if she's trying to fk with your head

WorAl

Original Poster:

10,877 posts

218 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Soovy said:
She's trying to mess with your head.

WTF were you playing at hanging out of the back of it?


If she's pregnant you're properly f cked.
She's good, plus my head is a bit fked up right now OK and I know I am if she is, but would she be able to tell yet? I just don't know if she is playing games as can't think straight ATM.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

260 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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WorAl said:
my cock may have accidentally slipped in.
I hate it when that happens.

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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WorAl said:
Soovy said:
She's trying to mess with your head.

WTF were you playing at hanging out of the back of it?


If she's pregnant you're properly f cked.
She's good, plus my head is a bit fked up right now OK and I know I am if she is, but would she be able to tell yet? I just don't know if she is playing games as can't think straight ATM.
That shouldn't have got her pregnant.

Unless she was taking tips from the slag who did Boris Becker.

WorAl

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10,877 posts

218 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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OK Then at the moment, is that better.

Come on people this is serious, really don't need this right now.

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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WorAl said:
OK Then at the moment, is that better.

Come on people this is serious, really don't need this right now.
Sorry Daddy.

mat13

1,977 posts

211 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Where did I put my popcorn

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
WorAl said:
my cock may have accidentally slipped in.
I hate it when that happens.
Stop bending over in the showers then.

HTH

okgo

42,251 posts

228 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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anonymous said:
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I think its A2M

Matt Evans

1,530 posts

204 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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WorAl said:
"the wrong time of the month". Now I have been back to see her about 5 times in that period
WorAl said:
A couple of times though, my cock may have accidentally slipped in.
vomit

wink

alfa pint

3,856 posts

241 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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It's not an entirely exact science....I think from my pharmaceutical training some donkeys years ago that she wouldn't be fertile until about 8-10 days AFTER her period.

Good luck. Coat hangers and steep staircases may be your friend.

Arese

21,371 posts

217 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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WorAl said:
OK Then at the moment, is that better.

Come on people this is serious, really don't need this right now.
Then rest assured you've done the right thing by posting it on the internet.



Edited by Arese on Friday 23 April 17:10

Sheets Tabuer

21,478 posts

245 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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At least you can post on the parents of 2011 thread now.

SSC!

1,849 posts

210 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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About two weeks after your "mental" month you are most fertile. That's not saying it can't happen but why has a test been taken already if she is not even due her period?

Are you totally sure about the dates? Was she really having one when you bolted? Get a test done when you are there to see the stick change your life or make it better.

THEN.... COVER YER WINKIE!!!

Soovy

35,829 posts

301 months

Friday 23rd April 2010
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WorAl said:
Soovy said:
She's trying to mess with your head.

WTF were you playing at hanging out of the back of it?


If she's pregnant you're properly f cked.
She's good, plus my head is a bit fked up right now OK and I know I am if she is, but would she be able to tell yet? I just don't know if she is playing games as can't think straight ATM.
If you'd stuck to this you wouldn't be in bother.


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