If you were a criminal...
If you were a criminal...
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Mr Darcy

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1,006 posts

202 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.

NoNeed

15,137 posts

230 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Mr Darcy said:
What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.
That's nothing I would be a..........





.........Speeder 45 in a 30 should do it

ProfessorPeach

616 posts

201 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Were.

And

Pimp.

Jonny671

29,904 posts

219 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Mr Darcy said:
What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.
I've thought about this.

Why can't you just get a speedboat, and rock up in Amsterdam, get your shipment onboard, wiz down to the coast somewhere, park on the beach and drop off your bags of loot?

Cupid Stunt

528 posts

200 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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ProfessorPeach said:
Were.

And

Pimp.
You missed 1

hooperpride

689 posts

208 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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I'd like to be a robin hood sort of character minus the wearing tights thing, righting the wrongs I see in the world and redistributing wealth more fairly. I think I'd start by sorting MPs out.

ProfessorPeach

616 posts

201 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Cupid Stunt said:
ProfessorPeach said:
Were.

And

Pimp.
You missed 1
"Coccaine"?

I was merely addressing the thread title.

Didn't want to seem overly-pedantic, you know.

WEHGuy

1,347 posts

203 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Work on Wall Street

trickywoo

14,235 posts

260 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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VAT fraud. Live like a king in Switzerland.

Mr Darcy

Original Poster:

1,006 posts

202 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Jonny671 said:
Mr Darcy said:
What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.
I've thought about this.

Why can't you just get a speedboat, and rock up in Amsterdam, get your shipment onboard, wiz down to the coast somewhere, park on the beach and drop off your bags of loot?
Would you like to run my cannabis import business? You could go far in the criminal faternity.

The coke running could prove a bit more tricky though hence the pilots.


ProfessorPeach

616 posts

201 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Murderer.

Stu R

21,663 posts

245 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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PM

Mr Darcy

Original Poster:

1,006 posts

202 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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ProfessorPeach said:
Murderer.
Yes I do murder the english language. Great eh! wink

WorAl

10,877 posts

218 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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An MP

soad

34,697 posts

206 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Drug Baron - keep it simple.

tuscaneer

7,989 posts

255 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Mr Darcy said:
What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.
i take it you saw the liverpool gangland documentary on the sky anytime as well then?pretty good wasn`t it

JacksHereR

879 posts

210 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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vigilante

10JH

2,070 posts

224 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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tuscaneer said:
Mr Darcy said:
What type of criminal would you be? I would defo do drug importing. Large scale coccaine importation with cannabis as a side business. All you need is a very fast boat, a few dodgy pilots, a friendly customs and excise person and some clever thinking. Easy money.
i take it you saw the liverpool gangland documentary on the sky anytime as well then?pretty good wasn`t it
I watched that last night, was pretty interesting. It kind of gave the message 'Crime does pay' though!

ShadownINja

80,117 posts

312 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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How about combining people trafficking with drug trafficking? People in third world country pay you to give them a ticket and job plus housing in the UK, you stuff condom of coke up their rectums. They make it to UK, you lock them in a cellar and get them to be your slave making cheap T-shirts/pick cockles. Multiple income streams. *goes to look at self in mirror with little finger touching side of mouth*

Landlord

12,689 posts

287 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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I'd either steal underwear from clothes lines or take un-franked stamps off already-posted items. Either way, I'd use the spoils of my crimes to cover every inch of my walls at home.