ID this spider!

[spud989]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/920/revengeofth...

Just encountered the biggest spider ever on the bathroom floor. Swear I saw him having a fag and beating up a cat. Might have cacked it a bit



(p.s. my head was at the height of the towel rail, ish. Yes, I am a big girl. Quiet down in the cheap seats.)

[al1991]

Hope you squished the little .

[Mobile Chicane]

Female house spider.

Unusual for them to come in at this time of year though? Unless they've spotted a male they particularly like the look of..?

[spud989]

On the one hand, thanks for the link.

Mobile Chicane said:

Unless they've spotted a male they particularly like the look of..?

On the other, you're a git

Edited by spud989 on Wednesday 28th April 23:44

[cazzer]

That's either Pete or Dave. Bit hard to tell from this distance.

[Mobile Chicane]

spud989 said:

On the one hand, thanks for the link.

Mobile Chicane said:

Unless they've spotted a male they particularly like the look of..?

On the other, you're a git

Edited by spud989 on Wednesday 28th April 23:44

Sorry.

Linky says "...the leg span of this spider can reach up to 60mm..."

bks - I've seen them far bigger than that. A pint glass can barely contain the legs. You know, the kind of spider that makes a 'thud' when it drops onto the duvet.

Sleep well.

[Killer2005]

cazzer said:

That's either Pete or Dave. Bit hard to tell from this distance.

Thats Pete

Daves got that tattoo if you remember

[hornetrider]

Wait what? You have carpet on your bathroom floor?

[spud989]

My parents do. I move out (again; properly this time) in 2 months!

[Mattygooner]

It's a Brazilian wandering spider, since it is wandering around your bathroom looking for a Brazilian, basically, you are fked, get life insurance quickly!

[Poledriver]

I hate spiders! I have my friend staying with me for 2 weeks and I'm supposed to protect her from them! I've just read this before going to bed and we have black sheets so we won't see them!

Sweet dreams indeed!

[ScottishSamurai]

Poledriver said:

I hate spiders! I have my friend staying with me for 2 weeks and I'm supposed to protect her from them! I've just read this before going to bed and we have black sheets so we won't see them!

Sweet dreams indeed!

Whoa, look what I found under your bed

[Mattygooner]

To be fair, he does look over eighteen......

[AcidReflux]

Those house spiders DO bite, by the way. I picked up a medium-sized specimen by one leg last year to carry it outside, and it span round and bit the tip of my finger. Didn't draw blood but the skin felt sensitive for a few hours afterwards.

I haven't picked any up since.

[anonymous-user]

ScottishSamurai said:

Whoa, look what I found under your bed[/img]

Now that is un-called for....

[ScottishSamurai]

Shaid GTB said:

ScottishSamurai said:

Whoa, look what I found under your bed[/img]

Now that is un-called for....

I'm sorry Does make me cringe whenever I see that gif though...

[Ayahuasca]

It is the eye of an elephant.

[Mojocvh]

spud989 said:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/920/revengeofth...

Just encountered the biggest spider ever on the bathroom floor. Swear I saw him having a fag and beating up a cat. Might have cacked it a bit



(p.s. my head was at the height of the towel rail, ish. Yes, I am a big girl. Quiet down in the cheap seats.)

That's an eight legged brown spider that is......

[Famous Graham]

Oooo...that's a killer. It'll jump on your face while you sleep and set up home in your mouth. You'll wake up, screaming, as hundreds of baby spiders spill out from your mush.

Honest.

[dudleybloke]

his name is eddie the spider.

he has form for wounding with intent, arson, gbh, rape, money laundering, and worst of all he regulary drives doing 33 in a 30 zone.
if seen please contact the police and do not confront him as he is VERY violent.

sleep well....... don't have nightmares!