Two things

[Cactussed]

1. Smokers of the world. I am not here to condemn your habit. By all means, knock yourself out. However, for fk's sake, pick up your fking cigarette butts and put them in the bin rather than just flick them all over the fking place. The world is NOT your fking garbage bin. Whatever happened to national pride?

2. People on the tube who mooch on then slouch agains any vertical surface. Stand up you lazy sods. It's monumentally inconsiderate of you to wedge the only available hand-hold into your vast, sweaty, pasty torso. Do yourself and the rest of us a favour and walk to work. you need the exercise. Or stand up and place one hand on the bar, not wedge it into your sweaty fat rolls.

[Ray Singh]

Nice rant i like it.....

I feel the anger - especially of the fag butts, but will add chewing gum to the mix.....

[Turbodiesel1690]

Cactussed said:

1. Smokers of the world. I am not here to condemn your habit. By all means, knock yourself out. However, for fk's sake, pick up your fking cigarette butts and put them in the bin rather than just flick them all over the fking place. The world is NOT your fking garbage bin. Whatever happened to national pride?

2. People on the tube who mooch on then slouch agains any vertical surface. Stand up you lazy sods. It's monumentally inconsiderate of you to wedge the only available hand-hold into your vast, sweaty, pasty torso. Do yourself and the rest of us a favour and walk to work. you need the exercise. Or stand up and place one hand on the bar, not wedge it into your sweaty fat rolls.

Yeah! Ya.....big......buttheads!

[voicey]

Cactussed said:

People on the tube who mooch on then slouch agains any vertical surface.

This, I hate.

[V8mate]

Ray Singh said:

Nice rant i like it.....

I feel the anger - especially of the fag butts, but will add chewing gum to the mix.....

Cactussed...fags...butts.

The psychology here is damning.

[Steamer]

Somewhere your mustachioed nightmare is lurking in a bad tie, leaning on a vertical surface near you soon!!

[ProfessorPeach]

Cactussed said:

1. Smokers of the world. I am not here to condemn your habit. By all means, knock yourself out. However, for fk's sake, pick up your fking cigarette butts and put them in the bin rather than just flick them all over the fking place. The world is NOT your fking garbage bin. Whatever happened to national pride?

Agreed.

Apart from the "garbage bin" bit.

Why not a "trash can"?

[Cara van Man]

V8mate said:

Ray Singh said:

Nice rant i like it.....

I feel the anger - especially of the fag butts, but will add chewing gum to the mix.....

Cactussed...fags...butts.

The psychology here is damning.

I knew it. the tight see-through t-shirts were the big giveaway.

[Turbodiesel1690]

Hank Evans: Hey ringworm... Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick up that butt, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?
Softball Player: Hey buddy, chill out. It's just a cigarette.
Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.

[Neil H]

Cactussed said:

2. People on the tube who mooch on then slouch agains any vertical surface. Stand up you lazy sods. It's monumentally inconsiderate of you to wedge the only available hand-hold into your vast, sweaty, pasty torso. Do yourself and the rest of us a favour and walk to work. you need the exercise. Or stand up and place one hand on the bar, not wedge it into your sweaty fat rolls.

Are you one of those short people who can't reach the overhead hand-holds?

[V8mate]

Neil H said:

Cactussed said:

2. People on the tube who mooch on then slouch agains any vertical surface. Stand up you lazy sods. It's monumentally inconsiderate of you to wedge the only available hand-hold into your vast, sweaty, pasty torso. Do yourself and the rest of us a favour and walk to work. you need the exercise. Or stand up and place one hand on the bar, not wedge it into your sweaty fat rolls.

Are you one of those short people who can't reach the overhead hand-holds?

Actually. He is.

[sneijder]

Come to Oslo, now the snow has melted there are piles (literally) of fag ends outside bars. I smoke and I wouldn't dream of it.

Tubes are nice though, similar amount of chance you'll be murdered though.

[Neil H]

V8mate said:

Neil H said:

Cactussed said:

2. People on the tube who mooch on then slouch agains any vertical surface. Stand up you lazy sods. It's monumentally inconsiderate of you to wedge the only available hand-hold into your vast, sweaty, pasty torso. Do yourself and the rest of us a favour and walk to work. you need the exercise. Or stand up and place one hand on the bar, not wedge it into your sweaty fat rolls.

Are you one of those short people who can't reach the overhead hand-holds?

Actually. He is.

Well that explains the rage.

[Cactussed]

Bugger off. I am 6.0ft.






in heels

Edited by Cactussed on Thursday 29th April 11:03

[V8mate]

Cactussed said:

Cactussed...fags...butts...bugger

You're not helping.

[John D.]

Neil H said:

V8mate said:

Neil H said:

Cactussed said:

2. People on the tube who mooch on then slouch agains any vertical surface. Stand up you lazy sods. It's monumentally inconsiderate of you to wedge the only available hand-hold into your vast, sweaty, pasty torso. Do yourself and the rest of us a favour and walk to work. you need the exercise. Or stand up and place one hand on the bar, not wedge it into your sweaty fat rolls.

Are you one of those short people who can't reach the overhead hand-holds?

Actually. He is.

Well that explains the rage.

I hate those little fkers.

[Cactussed]

For clarity's sake, I am not some stunted, repressed, angry, ghey dwarf.

:P

[blindswelledrat]

Cactussed said:

2. People on the tube who mooch on then slouch agains any vertical surface. Stand up you lazy sods. It's monumentally inconsiderate of you to wedge the only available hand-hold into your vast, sweaty, pasty torso. Do yourself and the rest of us a favour and walk to work. you need the exercise. Or stand up and place one hand on the bar, not wedge it into your sweaty fat rolls.

I always slouch against verticle surfaces on busy tubes as a defense mechanism against little men try to press thier genitals against my arse (under the pretence of it being so crowded) while angrily muttering about cigarette ends.

[DrTre]

Cactussed said:

For clarity's sake, I am not some stunted, repressed, angry, ghey dwarf.

:P

Alright, calm down Snow White...

[Neil H]

blindswelledrat said:

Cactussed said:

2. People on the tube who mooch on then slouch agains any vertical surface. Stand up you lazy sods. It's monumentally inconsiderate of you to wedge the only available hand-hold into your vast, sweaty, pasty torso. Do yourself and the rest of us a favour and walk to work. you need the exercise. Or stand up and place one hand on the bar, not wedge it into your sweaty fat rolls.

I always slouch against verticle surfaces on busy tubes as a defense mechanism against little men try to press thier genitals against my arse (under the pretence of it being so crowded) while angrily muttering about cigarette ends.