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[BrabusMog]

But I thought it was worthy of inclusion:

My 1 day employment
> >> After landing my new job as an Asda greeter,
> >> A good find for many retirees,
> >> I lasted less than a day......
> >> bout two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
> >> Unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
> >>
> >> Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
> >> As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome
> >> to Asda.
> >> Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
> >> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
> >> 'Hell no, they ain't twins.. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
> >>
> >> Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just
> >> stupid?'
> >> So I replied,
> >> 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
> >> I just couldn't believe someone shagged you twice.
> >> Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda.'
> >> My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

[sneijder]

>>> There's a joke thread that's been running since Ted made Skynet live.

>>> This doesn't belong in that thread either.

[Arese]

I think I first saw that joke on a BBS in 1814AD.

[blindswelledrat]

>>>>>>>je
>>>>>>sus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fuc
>>>kin
>>>>>>>>>>>gchrist

[Plotloss]

'Jokes' on the 'joke' thread please.