Waay OT - who wants some ducklings ASAP!

[Contaminated]

Anyone know what to do with or want some ducklings. Same thing happens every year at our office - mum flies in and lay eggs, they hatch and she leaves. I have about 12 in my air conditioning unit that need a home in the next couple of hours.

Location - Maidstone, Kent.

Any ideas?

Dan

Edited by Contaminated on Monday 3rd May 15:14

[EDLT]

Chinese restaurant?

[jimmy156]

Is it a mallard, or something more interesting?

[clarkey318is]

Go and get some pancakes and plum sauce.

[Scott330ci]

I will have one, I am starving.

[Rotaree]

^^^^^^^I don't think you're helping!

[Contaminated]

Sorted - found a pond and the mother found us!

[*Al*]

Pics please of the cute little critters please!

[Mr AJ]

*Al* said:

Pics please of the cute little critters please!

Don't forget the custard Hoi sin sauce.

Edited by Mr AJ on Monday 3rd May 16:51

[stigmundfreud]

where abouts? We have a homestead that can accomodate duckypoos

[Contaminated]

Now happily swimming round a lake in Turkey Mill - er, with all the pikes!

I forgot to say, I rang the RSPCA yesterday and they told me it's not their policy to come out and that they couldn't advise me over the phone!

[N Dentressangle]

anonymous said:

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Mmm, that's about my experiences of them - mixed. Whilst they eventually did come out when I needed them, they would much prefer to have left the job to a 'local animal shelter', of whom they could suggest none.

[road hog]

anonymous said:

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unless they have a film crew with them...!

[mcdjl]

Surely the RSPB would be better than the RSPCA?

[Tsippy]

anonymous said:

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We had a similar issue. My nan found a cat (not hers) that had been hit by a car, took it to the local RSPCA centre, they put it down and then sent her a bill

I used to donate to them, but not anymore.

[Griffo2008]

Tsippy said:

anonymous said:

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We had a similar issue. My nan found a cat (not hers) that had been hit by a car, took it to the local RSPCA centre, they put it down and then sent her a bill

I used to donate to them, but not anymore.

Christ, that's awful!!

[WorAl]

RSPCA and RSPB can go and do one, they're fking diabolical. Used to give them some money when I was younger, not any more, they help nothing.

Had many bad experiences with both, worst being when i saw a Goshawk being shot by the local farmer, rang RSPB.
"do you have evidence?"
"no photographs or anything, but I have the bird with 12 bore markings on it and saw the bloke who done it"
"sorry we won't be able to prosecute, your word against theirs."