Do you speak Danish?

[hewlett]

I have a mate who's from the country of bacon and want to respond to an email in Danish, but, I don't speaka da Danish. Please help

Btw, I just want to send him a couple of lines in Danish, I wasn't looking for free translation services! I know there are websites for this but I worry that they are inaccurate.

[ArtVandelay]

hewlett said:

I have a mate who's from the country of bacon and want to respond to an email in Danish, but, I don't speaka da Danish. Please help

Btw, I just want to send him a couple of lines in Danish, I wasn't looking for free translation services! I know there are websites for this but I worry that they are inaccurate.

You do realise as this is PH that you'll want to say "I had a good time seeing you again, it was nice to catch up" and you'll get the Danish for "Next time we meet, I want to do the dirty in your bum bum"

Good luck though

[BeansOnToast]

prøv her: http://www.howtosayin.com/

Used it a few times to talk to a Frenchie, and was told my translation was accurate

[PhillT]

"Næste gang vi mødes, jeg ønsker at gøre det beskidte i din bums bums"

Hope that helps.

[ArtVandelay]

PhillT said:

"Næste gang vi mødes, jeg ønsker at gøre det beskidte i din bums bums"

Hope that helps.

[williamp]

Like all scandinavian languages, you can get away with speaking on monosymbols and saying "fur shure" a lot. A lot of foreigners start Ok, but end up sounding Dutch which you should avoid.

[NAS]

ArtVandelay said:

PhillT said:

"Næste gang vi mødes, jeg ønsker at gøre det beskidte i din bums bums"

Hope that helps.

[iggletiggle]

Not danish but i remember when i was writing to an events organiser in Russia and the translator (who i later found out was st at their job) managed to put:

Я возмущаюсь по лицу (I am disgusted by your face)

instead of "I thank you for your time"

Needless to say i had to grovel heavily upon arrival in Moscow.

[nonplussed]

I do. PM me with what you need.

[nonplussed]

PhillT said:

"Næste gang vi mødes, jeg ønsker at gøre det beskidte i din bums bums"

Hope that helps.

Not correct. Very funny though

[PhillT]

nonplussed said:

PhillT said:

"Næste gang vi mødes, jeg ønsker at gøre det beskidte i din bums bums"

Hope that helps.

Not correct. Very funny though

Blame Google. I'm intrigued to know what it actually means, however?

[SGirl]

PhillT said:

nonplussed said:

PhillT said:

"Næste gang vi mødes, jeg ønsker at gøre det beskidte i din bums bums"

Hope that helps.

Not correct. Very funny though

Blame Google. I'm intrigued to know what it actually means, however?

It says, in a roundabout and lit trans fashion, "The next time we meet, I want to do the dirty in your bum".

OP, I can speak Danish if you still need help.

[Chris_OCR]

I can help as well, PM me if needs be!

[Andy Zarse]

hewlett said:

I have a mate who's from the country of bacon and want to respond to an email in Danish

Danish bacon is total absolute sh*te! It's cured by dunking it in a vat then full of pumped full of added water and chemical "flavour". The pigs are kept in small cages and made to smoke too.

Anyone who eats it and thinks it's any good is a .

[luke111s]

[hewlett]

ArtVandelay said:

hewlett said:

I have a mate who's from the country of bacon and want to respond to an email in Danish, but, I don't speaka da Danish. Please help

Btw, I just want to send him a couple of lines in Danish, I wasn't looking for free translation services! I know there are websites for this but I worry that they are inaccurate.

You do realise as this is PH that you'll want to say "I had a good time seeing you again, it was nice to catch up" and you'll get the Danish for "Next time we meet, I want to do the dirty in your bum bum"

Good luck though

Lol, yes I have anticipated that

[hewlett]

nonplussed said:

I do. PM me with what you need.

Many thanks, on it's way

[nonplussed]

SGirl said:

PhillT said:

nonplussed said:

PhillT said:

"Næste gang vi mødes, jeg ønsker at gøre det beskidte i din bums bums"

Hope that helps.

Not correct. Very funny though

Blame Google. I'm intrigued to know what it actually means, however?

It says, in a roundabout and lit trans fashion, "The next time we meet, I want to do the dirty in your bum".

OP, I can speak Danish if you still need help.

Sorry for being late back to this thread. SGirl is right. Noone who's actually Danish would ever say it like this (especially as "bums" means "spot", as in acne) but it sounds cool in a rude Yoda-speak kind of way, if that makes any sense. Probably doesn't, actually

[hewlett]

A big thanks to nonplussed for his help. No response yet which could mean that my Danish friend has been entirely spooked by my response, or simply that he's away from his email. Cheers again

[Lost soul]

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