That cat 'holder' pic...

[ScottishSamurai]

... Anyone have it? You know the one I'm on about?

[amir_j]

www.google.co.uk
images
cat holder
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Edited by amir_j on Tuesday 11th May 21:21

[Hedders]

[ScottishSamurai]

Cheers hedders!

amir_j said:

www.google.co.uk
images
cat holder
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Edited by amir_j on Tuesday 11th May 21:21

Surely in the time it tookyou to do this you could have done it. Yourself?

[amir_j]

ScottishSamurai said:

Cheers hedders!

amir_j said:

www.google.co.uk
images
cat holder
search

Edited by amir_j on Tuesday 11th May 21:21

Surely in the time it tookyou to do this you could have done it. Yourself?

Give a man a fish and he will feed for a day
give a man the means to fish and he will feed his family for a lifetime

[Jammy2008]

amir_j said:

Give a man a fish and he will feed for a day
give a man the means to fish and he will feed his family for a lifetime

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[amir_j]

Jammy2008 said:

amir_j said:

Give a man a fish and he will feed for a day
give a man the means to fish and he will feed his family for a lifetime

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

No,

1) Either will burn to death and so won't ask anymore questions!
2) If he survives, will still need a fire on the next cold day or will feeze and die then!

[madrob6]

amir_j said:

Jammy2008 said:

amir_j said:

Give a man a fish and he will feed for a day
give a man the means to fish and he will feed his family for a lifetime

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

No,

1) Either will burn to death and so won't ask anymore questions!
2) If he survives, will still need a fire on the next cold day or will feeze and die then!

That's Emsman you're thinking of.

[Simbu]

Jammy2008 said:

amir_j said:

Give a man a fish and he will feed for a day
give a man the means to fish and he will feed his family for a lifetime

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Ah, Sir Terry, so many excellent quotes!

[MitchT]

Jammy2008 said:

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set him on fire and you'll be rid of the useless, lazy, dependent fker .

EFA

[plg]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Give him a rod and he'll sell it and buy 2 fish.

[davemac250]

plg said:

Give a pikey a fish and he will eat for a day.

Give him a rod and he'll reach through your letter box and have your keys away.

EFA

[amir_j]

liking both the above

[Dyl]

plg said:

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Give him a rod and he'll sell it and buy 2 fish.

Similar to Frankie Boyle's...

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give him a fishing rod and he'll break it for firewood...or swap it for a fish"

[ScottishSamurai]

plg said:

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Give him a rod and he'll sell it and buy 2 fish.

Im called rod, one of me is enough thanks.

[istoo]

ScottishSamurai said:

Im called rod, one of me is enough thanks.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Give him a Rod and his family will stave to death waiting for the fish to impale itself...

more accurate