Things that make you go WTF?
Things that make you go WTF?
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dpbird90

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5,535 posts

220 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Ever had one of those days where something weird happened that made you sit back and wonder WTF?
Mine was last night, been out to see the family, got back to my flat, making a cup of tea. I heard a bang on my bedroom window, thought it was a dumb seagull flying into it again. But strangely enough it happened again a minute later, then again. So I go to look, and there's egg all over it. Seeing as I've not done anything to piss anyone off, I blame it on drunk neds and carry on making the tea. Then there's a knock at the door, I open it and there's nobody there. However, an empty egg box is nailed to the door, with "stay away from my missus or else!" scrawled onto it. For most of the day I've been wondering whats going on, I've not been near any attached women, and out of the flatmates I have one is always stoned, one is constantly on COD, and another studies medicine so is never there. Ah well, if the angry fella returns I'll be waiting, I know for a fact I haven't touched his missus, whoever she may be, but there's plenty of flourbombs knocking around should he come back.

So, what else has happened to you guys recently that just makes you confused and think WTF?

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

236 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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^this

Poledriver

29,604 posts

224 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Bookmarked!

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

203 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Mr Gearchange said:
^this
damn i was going to say that!! grr wink

al1991

4,552 posts

210 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Do you know for a fact that the girls you've mentioned on this very website aren't attached?

Either way I wouldn't worry, can't be too macho. If someone was nailing my gf I'd do alot more than throw a few eggs around.

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

203 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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dpbird90 said:
and out of the flatmates I have one is always stoned, one is constantly on COD, and another studies medicine or so im lead to believe but is secretly dating a girl who already has a boyfriend.
So, what else has happened to you guys recently that just makes you confused and think WTF?
edited to explain what may be happening!!

Adrenochrome

1,860 posts

243 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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al1991 said:
Either way I wouldn't worry, can't be too macho. If someone was nailing my gf I'd do alot more than throw a few eggs around.
What would you do?

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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al1991 said:
If someone was nailing my gf I'd do alot more than throw a few eggs around.
Exactly, at least do a bit of bacon, maybe some hash browns too.

Original Poster

5,429 posts

206 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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I am amazed nobody has wrote that they found out their GF had been cheating, on the way to beat the bloke up they found a box of eggs!

Chris_w666

22,655 posts

229 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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I am wondering how mental you need to be to think that nailing an egg box to a door is scary.

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Original Poster said:
I am amazed nobody has wrote that they found out their GF had been cheating, on the way to beat the bloke up they found a box of eggs!
Actually I'd do the same thing if someone poached my girlfriend

Chris_w666

22,655 posts

229 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Adrenochrome said:
al1991 said:
Either way I wouldn't worry, can't be too macho. If someone was nailing my gf I'd do alot more than throw a few eggs around.
What would you do?
Send an email, after posting on PH.

Adrenochrome

1,860 posts

243 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Lol, I know it's the Lounge but it was actually a serious question.

What would you do if you found out your girlfriend/Wife was cheating on you?

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

263 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Fairly odd, it must be said. I'd just leave a note on your door making clear that you haven't been banging anyone's missus. Ask for some compensation for the mess. And her address.


Amused by the, albeit predictable, macho responses. Guys, if your OH is screwing someone else, your problem is with her. The poor bugger might not even know you exist.

bullies180

1,833 posts

224 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Original Poster said:
I am amazed nobody has wrote that they found out their GF had been cheating, on the way to beat the bloke up they found a box of eggs!
ba dom tish..

Killer2005

20,618 posts

258 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Symbolica said:
al1991 said:
If someone was nailing my gf I'd do alot more than throw a few eggs around.
Exactly, at least do a bit of bacon, maybe some hash browns too.
I may go and find some girl whose attached and nail her a few times, at least I might get a breakfast out of it

Lanby

1,106 posts

244 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Symbolica said:
al1991 said:
If someone was nailing my gf I'd do alot more than throw a few eggs around.
Exactly, at least do a bit of bacon, maybe some hash browns too.
I'm hungry now, off to the kitchen to make food....

amir_j

3,579 posts

231 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Original Poster said:
I am amazed nobody has wrote that they found out their GF had been cheating, on the way to beat the bloke up they found a box of eggs!
Its the op's flat mates winding him up imo

Stupidlikeafox

794 posts

208 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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Symbolica said:
Original Poster said:
I am amazed nobody has wrote that they found out their GF had been cheating, on the way to beat the bloke up they found a box of eggs!
Actually I'd do the same thing if someone poached my girlfriend
C'mon now, you're not thinking straight, your mind is scrambled!

Xerstead

724 posts

208 months

Wednesday 19th May 2010
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dpbird90 said:
Ever had one of those days where something weird happened that made you sit back and wonder WTF?
Mine was last night, been out to see the family, got back to my flat, making a cup of tea. I heard a bang on my bedroom window, thought it was a dumb seagull flying into it again. But strangely enough it happened again a minute later, then again. So I go to look, and there's egg all over it. Seeing as I've not done anything to piss anyone off, I blame it on drunk neds and carry on making the tea. Then there's a knock at the door, I open it and there's nobody there. However, an empty egg box is nailed to the door, with "stay away from my missus or else!" scrawled onto it. For most of the day I've been wondering whats going on, I've not been near any attached women, and out of the flatmates I have one is always stoned, one is constantly on COD, and another studies medicine so is never there. Ah well, if the angry fella returns I'll be waiting, I know for a fact I haven't touched his missus, whoever she may be, but there's plenty of flourbombs knocking around should he come back.

So, what else has happened to you guys recently that just makes you confused and think WTF?
Making tea so Milk, Eggs & Flour. All you need to make pancakes smile
Possibly let the police know and get a reference number incase this guy comes back again.
If you do manage get hold of him, get us some pics of the girl biggrin