Women and mobile phones
Discussion
Women! Mobile phones are expensive sophisticated pieces of electronical wizardry! Like all expensive pieces of electronical wizardry they DO NOT respond well to being immersed fully in water. Therefore:
1) DO NOT drop them in the sink when you are trying to wash the dishes and talk to your friends at the same time;
2) DO NOT drop them in the toilet bowl when you are trying to have a pee and talk to your friends at the same time;
3) DO NOT drop them in the soapy bath water when you are trying to have a bath and talk to your friends at the same time;
4) And especially DO NOT expect me to forego my upgrade YET AGAIN so I can get YOU a new phone instead because YOU have feckered yours up by consistently and repeatedly failed to observe 1), 2), and 3) above.
Grrr. Women!
1) DO NOT drop them in the sink when you are trying to wash the dishes and talk to your friends at the same time;
2) DO NOT drop them in the toilet bowl when you are trying to have a pee and talk to your friends at the same time;
3) DO NOT drop them in the soapy bath water when you are trying to have a bath and talk to your friends at the same time;
4) And especially DO NOT expect me to forego my upgrade YET AGAIN so I can get YOU a new phone instead because YOU have feckered yours up by consistently and repeatedly failed to observe 1), 2), and 3) above.
Grrr. Women!
female friend committed 'no. 3 ' recently whilst drunk & bathing...Oh, and whilst we're at it, just because you husband earns a 'fortune' being a East End Boy done well, does not mean that driving round is his RR Sport you need to plant that mobile in between your orange tan and those f
king awful Gucci specs. Look at the road FFS!
And those zig zags outside the minor Public School are not just for your parking
Breathe...
king awful Gucci specs. Look at the road FFS!And those zig zags outside the minor Public School are not just for your parking
Breathe...
Muzzer said:
5) Answer the f'ing thing!
She's constantly on the thing at home - texting, phoning, looking at apps.
When she goes out and I actually
have cause to make a phone call to her on it, she never answers it.
Reason? "It was in my bag, I couldn't hear it"
Well of course. It's not going to be in her handbag at home is it? She's constantly on the thing at home - texting, phoning, looking at apps.
When she goes out and I actually
have cause to make a phone call to her on it, she never answers it.
Reason? "It was in my bag, I couldn't hear it"
Would you prefer her to walk around with it glued to her hands when out and about - most probably becoming a hazard to herself an others. It has to go in handbag, which DOES make it harder to hear.
Not that I've ever had this argument. Ever.
Muzzer said:
5) Answer the f'ing thing!
She's constantly on the thing at home - texting, phoning, looking at apps.
When she goes out and I actually have cause to make a phone call to her on it, she never answers it.
Reason? "It was in my bag, I couldn't hear it"
^^this^^She's constantly on the thing at home - texting, phoning, looking at apps.
When she goes out and I actually have cause to make a phone call to her on it, she never answers it.
Reason? "It was in my bag, I couldn't hear it"
And when you have 4 missed calls from me, and a couple of texts do you think;
1) I wanted to speak to you about something?
2) I just like calling you for the hell of it?
In the event of 1) please do call me back. There's a love.
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