So I'm in China right now looking at a V-Brator....
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I've spent quite a bit of time in China, mainly the smaller towns where our factories are based so I end up in some out of the way hotels that don't normally cater for Europeans (or 'Foreigner'). However, for the second time on this trip, I've spotted on the little list of things you can buy in your hotel room (normally a toothbrush, razor, etc.), a 'V-Brator'. First time in Shenzhen, and second time last night in Hangzhou, which are both fairly normal for foreign visitors. I really, really, really want to know what this is, but the rooms are being paid for by the factory owners, so I really can't add this to the list of 'extras' on my bill. The packets are always sealed....
So, could anybody elaborate? I have a picture of the box and instructions, but it still means nothing to me.
In case you can't read the instructions on the back, they are as follows (verbatim!).
"In sex life deficient fervor? Is because had not discovered! The reproduction healthy expert intimate bird newly promotes the appeal toy vibration life jacket, crisply crisply itches, directly excited G. The comprehensive promotion sex life quality, lets you feel the unprecedented pleasant sensation with to satisfy!
Operating instructions:
1. Takes out the product in the packing box.
2. The wrap enters the life jacket wrap to enter the vibrator first (also to be possible again to wrap directly enters vibrator use)
3. Will vibrate the link wrap to enter to the male genitals root (vibration salient point forward)
4. Pressed down the switch, vibrates 15-30 minute (to be possible sustainably to open, to close)
5. This product may the men and women use in common or voluntary the DIY use.
Manufacturer:
China ningbo Cixi Know You Bird Clean-Keeping Product Co. Ltd."
I wonder if they're CE approved? Might be a good market for somebody to develop in the UK?
These people are crazy, I tell you.
So, could anybody elaborate? I have a picture of the box and instructions, but it still means nothing to me.
In case you can't read the instructions on the back, they are as follows (verbatim!).
"In sex life deficient fervor? Is because had not discovered! The reproduction healthy expert intimate bird newly promotes the appeal toy vibration life jacket, crisply crisply itches, directly excited G. The comprehensive promotion sex life quality, lets you feel the unprecedented pleasant sensation with to satisfy!
Operating instructions:
1. Takes out the product in the packing box.
2. The wrap enters the life jacket wrap to enter the vibrator first (also to be possible again to wrap directly enters vibrator use)
3. Will vibrate the link wrap to enter to the male genitals root (vibration salient point forward)
4. Pressed down the switch, vibrates 15-30 minute (to be possible sustainably to open, to close)
5. This product may the men and women use in common or voluntary the DIY use.
Manufacturer:
China ningbo Cixi Know You Bird Clean-Keeping Product Co. Ltd."
I wonder if they're CE approved? Might be a good market for somebody to develop in the UK?
These people are crazy, I tell you.
Ah yes, the old Chinese hotel room extras 
Always a nice selection of knickers and lotions
Great scenery
Fabulously hygenenic toilet facilities
and interesting food choices at the hotel buffet
I'm heading out there again in a weeks time to Chengdu. Should be fun.
Always a nice selection of knickers and lotions
Great scenery
Fabulously hygenenic toilet facilities
and interesting food choices at the hotel buffet
I'm heading out there again in a weeks time to Chengdu. Should be fun.
Edited by HD Adam on Saturday 22 May 09:48
V8mate said:
Summertime said:
Does the foot come free ?
Thoe fee are way too bare - you really have to hope that the original title for this thread WASN'TSo I'm in China right now - stark b
k naked - looking at a V-Brator....
Thankfully not that desperate just yet.
But I have been told if I want a woman (since I've been here 10 days already), just ask and they'll arrange it for me.
This is the strange thing though, the hotels have been really quite good (think Hilton rather than Travelodge), which is why it was a little odd to see that type of product on offer amongst the 'normal' stuff.
I was also quite keen to try out the magic expanding towel (just add water), but didn't get around to it!
Ho hum - rife in China iw vewwy vewwy handsome strangely.
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