Rowing Team Logos and Slogans

[Anna_S]

I've put together a little coxed four rowing team for a fun regatta in a couple of weeks.

We're at the t-shirt designing phase at the moment and could do with some help.
The company is sponsoring us, so we have to have our logo on there somewhere, but apart from that we have creative licence.

Does anyone have any good slogans or funny one liners we could use?
Or any funny images we can have printed on the t shirts.

Thanks in advance!

[GKP]

Stroke this.

[rhinochopig]

Hooters style t-shirts with "Oarsome Tits!" slogan.

[kelk]

Another woman putting her oar in

or

Women rowing, and not in the usual sense

[DrTre]

Kiss our cox

[Anna_S]

kelk said:

Another woman putting her oar in

or

Women rowing, and not in the usual sense

That'd be alright for me and my friend, think the 2 boys in the team might object! haha.

Forgot to mention, we have to make a t-shirt for the cox too!

[louiebaby]

Women's Rowing = Assisted Drifting

(This is true, not a slogan...)

[rhinochopig]

What about

"4-Stroke - Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow."

[King David]

I think that "I've caught crabs" could be very apt.

[Steamer]

A rather cool name I spotted for a sailing vestal recently: 'Bad News'

When I questioned this name, the owner cooly replied 'Well, Bad News travels fast'

[louiebaby]

The faster we stroke it, the quicker we come...

[Morningside]

Rowlocks? No its a great sport!

[Anna_S]

King David said:

I think that "I've caught crabs" could be very apt.

Yeah very apt, or "Rowing, the better way to catch crabs"

[kelk]

Anna_S said:

kelk said:

Another woman putting her oar in

or

Women rowing, and not in the usual sense

That'd be alright for me and my friend, think the 2 boys in the team might object! haha.

Forgot to mention, we have to make a t-shirt for the cox too!

How about?

2 blokes, 2 birds, need more cox

???

[King David]

Anna_S said:

Forgot to mention, we have to make a t-shirt for the cox too!

For the cox's T-Shirt it is mandatory that you spell it "cocks".

It isn't original or particularly clever, but it is very funny for other club members still!

[Uncle Fester]

A pun around oars and wh0res?

Dirty 'oars
Wet 'oars
Sexy 'oars

Edited by Uncle Fester on Monday 24th May 11:09

[Mazda Baiter]

"Sponsored by The Oarhouse, the finest seafood in town"

[King David]

Splashy Gay Splash

[rhinochopig]

Oaral Fixation.

[kelk]

rhinochopig said:

Oaral Fixation.

Oh that's good (reading my post it loks sarcastic, but it's not)

In fact...

Oaral Pleasure

Cox & Oaral