Hamster owners are sexual deviants

[anonymous-user]

seriously... what do people see in hamsters?

[louismchuge]

contender for thread title of the year?!

[TubbyTommy]

I'm waiting for the one about Rabbit owners!

[rhinochopig]

It's those little scratchy feet on your lower colon - it's a mind scramble.

[Silent1]

Armageddon.

[Great Pretender]

DangerousMike said:

seriously... what do people see in hamsters?

Well, not much in the Hmaster per se, but wrap it in Sellotape, and you've got a whole different kettle of fish.

[TubbyTommy]

Is this a good time to say I have a hamster cage for sale?

[HereBeMonsters]

They're awesome.

[louismchuge]

TubbyTommy said:

Is this a good time to say I have a hamster cage for sale?

pervert

[Cara van Man]

Silent1 said:

Armageddon.

I've heard that. brilliant.

Will they have clips on "yourtube"?

[Cock Womble 7]

DangerousMike said:

seriously... what do people see in hamsters?

It's not what they see in hamsters, it's what they see hamsters in. Allegedly.

[shirt]

my 2 died last year. st pets but I agree with your title

[Silent1]

Cara van Man said:

Silent1 said:

Armageddon.

I've heard that. brilliant.

Will they have clips on "yourtube"?

Here's one

HTH

[slartibartfast]

............am speechless!

I think i've got a cardboard tube somewhere if someone needs it for their hampster cage........

[Cock Womble 7]

shirt said:

my 2 died last year. st pets but I agree with your title

I had a hamster as a little 'un. Called him "Hammy" (probably just missing out on the "most original name for a hamster" award).

He crawled up a drainage pipe on our patio and was never seen again.



So there, this proves that you can have owned a hamster and not be a sexual deviant.

[Silent1]

Cock Womble 7 said:

shirt said:

my 2 died last year. st pets but I agree with your title

I had a hamster as a little 'un. Called him "Hammy" (probably just missing out on the "most original name for a hamster" award).

He crawled up a drainage pipe on our patio and was never seen again.



So there, this proves that you can have owned a hamster and not be a sexual deviant.

Maybe, but you're not that proof.

[slartibartfast]

A longtime ago before i got married, my wife to be (now exwife) had a hamster which developed a rectal prolaps and then died.
To this day i have no idea how or why.

[Poledriver]

TubbyTommy said:

Is this a good time to say I have a hamster cage for sale?

Did it taste good?

[rhinochopig]

slartibartfast said:

A longtime ago before i got married, my wife to be (now exwife) had a hamster which developed a rectal prolaps and then died.
To this day i have no idea how or why.

Did it try to insert a gay into it's bottom via a toilet roll tube?

Edited by rhinochopig on Monday 24th May 16:03

[Cara van Man]

slartibartfast said:

A longtime ago before i got married, my wife to be (now exwife) had a hamster which developed a rectal prolaps and then died.
To this day i have no idea how or why.

How ironic.