Tips on keeping a pet monkey?

[Ayahuasca]

Looking for tips on monkey keeping. I have a chance of acquiring a pet one. No tips on gorillas / chimps, please. Just monkeys with prehensile tails.

[Glyn84]

Keep a healthy supply of bananas?

[skoff]

Buy a small butler outfit

[MKnight702]

Don't spank it too often!

[Ayahuasca]

Imagine the shopping fun you could have with a pet monkey!


"Well, monkey, look what I have bought." (shows monkey bag of purchases).


"Chatter, chatter." (monkey shows much larger bag of shoplifted items).

[mickk]

I hear they like tennis.

[DrTre]

Get badges labelled Ayahuasca and Monkey...just so people know which of the two of you they should be addressing in public...

[louismchuge]

[Republik]

I know a little bit about it. Basically they are like babies, constant attention and love 24 hours a day. Except they never grow out of it.

[working class]

Republik said:

I know a little bit about it. Basically they are like babies, constant attention and love 24 hours a day. Except they never grow out of it.

And they throw st and masturbate alot when they reach puberty.

[Poledriver]

working class said:

Republik said:

I know a little bit about it. Basically they are like babies, constant attention and love 24 hours a day. Except they never grow out of it.

And they throw st and masturbate alot when they reach puberty.

They're only one gene short of a chav after all!

[SimonV8ster]

Should be a laugh !!

[Morningside]

Poledriver said:

working class said:

Republik said:

I know a little bit about it. Basically they are like babies, constant attention and love 24 hours a day. Except they never grow out of it.

And they throw st and masturbate alot when they reach puberty.

They're only one gene shortahead of a chav after all!

I dont like the idea of nappy changing

[cs02rm0]

Republik said:

I know a little bit about it. Basically they are like babies, constant attention and love 24 hours a day. Except they never grow out of it.

I too have worked with monkeys.

[Ayahuasca]

More like this:

[Ayahuasca]

fk me they go for £1,300 each in the UK!

Anyone fancy taking a crateload of them (cheap as chips over here)?


How long can you get for monkey-smuggling anyway?

[Dupont666]

Ayahuasca said:

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That looks quite cute... how much bigger do they get?

[DrTre]

Ayahuasca said:

fk me they go for £1,300 each in the UK!

Anyone fancy taking a crateload of them (cheap as chips over here)?


How long can you get for monkey-smuggling anyway?

for some reason:

[Mr AJ]

Dress it in a monkey suit. Then when people bet you its not a real monkey, you can take off the monkey suit and win the bet. Easy money.



shamelessly stolen from 27b/6.. i think

[Poledriver]

Dupont666 said:

Ayahuasca said:

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That looks quite cute... how much bigger do they get?