Peaches Geldof
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DrTre

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12,957 posts

262 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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I'm sorry but it's that time again, the time for wholly pointless ranting about the talentless and the irritating.

Now, I realise it's my own fault for reading sites like Holy Moly et al, and that I'm ascribing far too much importance to something that makes no difference to my life and that whining on about it won't change anything and that I can easily not read about her but ... it's like sticking your fingers in candle wax; you know it's stupid, you know it's going to hurt, you know you'll regret it but still you have to do it.

Other irritating sts I can live with, and usually seem have something to "do" (hell even Paris Hilton has done something worthwhile), she just "is" and "is" for absolutely no fking, demonstrable reason whatsofkingever.

"Peaches Geldof is the absolute pro at acting like a spoilt brat. However, she somehow managed to outdo herself last night. Ray-Ban were launching a new pair of sunglasses and had invited a whole bunch of celebrities (and Peaches Geldof) down to help them out. Or, at least, that was the plan...

Basically, in return for the invite - and no doubt plenty free gifts - the attendees were asked to model the sunglasses on the red carpet. So the entire purpose of the event was to show the world their new product and get some famous folks to endorse it.

But, in typical fashion, Peaches kicked up a st storm and refused to wear the sunglasses when asked.

How much of a hassle is it to put on a pair of glasses, stand in front of a board and pose for a photo? When you're Peaches Geldof, it's the biggest hassle in the world. This photo is great, though. Nothing says 'what a fking ' like the the look on that woman's face."

NSFW The whole story on Holy Moly

Conian

8,030 posts

231 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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I soooo would.

yazza54

20,339 posts

211 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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DrTre said:
(hell even Paris Hilton has done something worthwhile)
OHHHH YEEEAAA.

Edited by yazza54 on Thursday 27th May 13:35

DrTre

Original Poster:

12,957 posts

262 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Conian said:
I soooo would.
Really? I've not seen a photo where she doesn't look like a mouth breathing ming mong (although I may have defended her wabs on a thread on here)

Jasandjules

72,641 posts

259 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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The sooner society realises that most of these "celebrities" are a waste of oxygen the better IMHO.

soad

34,712 posts

206 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Conian said:
I soooo would.
Me too (probably) - she's got a cute face.

Here i cum sperm

dilbert

7,741 posts

261 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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All right...

I made the mistake of replying to a cunningly disguised pyramid scam by Chris Cardell. Ever since I've been bombarded with junk mail from him, trying to get me to spend money with him.

Just a couple of days ago, I had Bob Geldoff, on the phone. I'm sure it was an automated message, but he was telling me how great Chris is, and how I should spend my money on them. If I didn't, I'd be resigned to obscurity.

The bottom line, is that these people are money, power and marketing obsessed.

If Peaches didn't wear the Ray Bans, it's because daddy told her there would be controversy if she didn't. Daddy said that there is more money in controversy, than in meek and mild. For example this thread wouldn't exist, if she had seen fit to perch the shades on her conk.

Edited by dilbert on Thursday 27th May 13:51

Conian

8,030 posts

231 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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DrTre said:
Conian said:
I soooo would.
Really? I've not seen a photo where she doesn't look like a mouth breathing ming mong (although I may have defended her wabs on a thread on here)
Yes, really, I would. I know it's wrong, yes I feel dirty.
Sooo soooo dirty. She like it dirty aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite.

sday12

5,068 posts

241 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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I'll take your Peaches Geldof and raise you Beatrice and Eugienie Battenburg Von German, £200,000 for a 'Gap Year'.


Parasitical cs!

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

263 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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A complete waste of skin.

But the look on the Ray Ban girl's face in #1 is priceless.

ukwill

10,275 posts

237 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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I'm with you on this. An Icon for the "because I'm worth it" generation.

A complete waste of oxygen.

Steamer

14,193 posts

243 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Haha!! Nice one, that headgear actually forms her hair to make her resemble an actual bell-end!

yazza54

20,339 posts

211 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Conian said:
DrTre said:
Conian said:
I soooo would.
Really? I've not seen a photo where she doesn't look like a mouth breathing ming mong (although I may have defended her wabs on a thread on here)
Yes, really, I would. I know it's wrong, yes I feel dirty.
Sooo soooo dirty. She like it dirty aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite.
Same, but only so I could violate her in every way possible. The less enjoyable for her the better.

TEKNOPUG

20,494 posts

235 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Didn't they just tell her to fk off then and refuse her entry? I don't think that she would have enjoyed being man-handled by security guards and forcibly removed from the red-carpet....in front of all the paps!

WorAl

10,877 posts

218 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Conian said:
I soooo would.
Well I would as well, but that means sweet FA though to be honest.

It looks like Bob shagged a Camel.

MacGee

2,513 posts

260 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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no.no.no.no.no....way....dog.

Conian

8,030 posts

231 months

Sheets Tabuer

21,488 posts

245 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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She seems to be quite famous in america for some reason, has she accidentally had a sex tape stolen or something because I really am struggling to find one reason why she should be famous.

Anyhow, chipmunked faced skanky minger.

RemaL

25,103 posts

264 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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Conian said:
poor girl somesones drawn all down her side

sday12

5,068 posts

241 months

Thursday 27th May 2010
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RemaL said:
Conian said:
poor girl somesones drawn all down her side
rofl