Why can't I get a Haynes Manual for women...?!

[Benjaminpalma]

I mean to help understand them. Most of them are mental. Arghhhhh!!!!!

[Penny-lope]

Tell us something we don't all know....

[K87]

I do believe you can actually get a haynes manual for women! Google it

[ArtVandelay]

K87 said:

I do believe you can actually get a haynes manual for women! Google it

Does everything have 5 spanners next to it for difficulty?

[Penny-lope]

ArtVandelay said:

K87 said:

I do believe you can actually get a haynes manual for women! Google it

Does everything have 5 spanners fingers next to it for difficulty foreplay tips?

[Benjaminpalma]

K87 said:

I do believe you can actually get a haynes manual for women! Google it

Yes,... http://www.haynes.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/...

...but it's all about jam rags and stuff. I can remeber all that from school.

I need a practical guide to handling them, not fiddling under the bonnet - so to speak!

[K87]

ArtVandelay said:

K87 said:

I do believe you can actually get a haynes manual for women! Google it

Does everything have 5 spanners next to it for difficulty?

Almost definitely!

Leave it to the professionals

[sadako]

ArtVandelay said:

K87 said:

I do believe you can actually get a haynes manual for women! Google it

Does everything have 5 spanners next to it for difficulty?

No it is just bought by complete spanners.

[soad]

Benjaminpalma said:

Most of them are mental.

Most, but not all. Key is to pick the right ones.

Edited by soad on Sunday 30th May 14:45

[ArtVandelay]

Penny-lope said:

ArtVandelay said:

K87 said:

I do believe you can actually get a haynes manual for women! Google it

Does everything have 5 spanners fingers next to it for difficulty foreplay tips?

Foreplay?

[ZOLLAR]

ArtVandelay said:

Penny-lope said:

ArtVandelay said:

K87 said:

I do believe you can actually get a haynes manual for women! Google it

Does everything have 5 spanners fingers next to it for difficulty foreplay tips?

Foreplay?

yeah foreplay! you know its a threesome but with an extra bird!

[Rocksteadyeddie]

Waaaaaaay too thick. They couldn't bind it.

[Penny-lope]

ZOLLAR said:

ArtVandelay said:

Penny-lope said:

ArtVandelay said:

K87 said:

I do believe you can actually get a haynes manual for women! Google it

Does everything have 5 spanners fingers next to it for difficulty foreplay tips?

Foreplay?

yeah foreplay! you know its a threesome but with an extra bird!

Really, I thought it had something to do with golf

[ShadownINja]

soad said:

Benjaminpalma said:

Most of them are mental.

Most, but not all. Key is to pick the right ones.

Edited by soad on Sunday 30th May 14:45

You just haven't provoked them enough.

[ShadownINja]

The key to remember is that it's like when you get arrested (in the US, at least). Anything you say can and will be used against you in a (biased) court of law.

Edited by ShadownINja on Sunday 30th May 14:59

[ZOLLAR]

Penny-lope said:

ZOLLAR said:

ArtVandelay said:

Penny-lope said:

ArtVandelay said:

K87 said:

I do believe you can actually get a haynes manual for women! Google it

Does everything have 5 spanners fingers next to it for difficulty foreplay tips?

Foreplay?

yeah foreplay! you know its a threesome but with an extra bird!

Really, I thought it had something to do with golf

Mmm it could do..perhaps thats what happened to Tiger woods got confused, after all both sex and golf involve ball's and holes

[ShadownINja]

The trick is to just ignore it until she grows up. This can result in one of the following:
1) A renewed respect for you as a real man
2) No sex for a week
3) Divorce proceedings

[Asterix]

There's not enough tress on the planet to make a Haynes manual for women.

[Cotty]

ShadownINja said:

The trick is to just ignore it until she grows up. This can result in one of the following:
1) A renewed respect for you as a real man
2) No sex for a week
3) Divorce proceedings

1)
2)
3)

[ZOLLAR]

Asterix said:

There's not enough tress on the planet to make a Haynes manual for women.

Thats a brilliant picture!!!