Flippin Teso Self Service Tills
Flippin Teso Self Service Tills
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merc_man

Original Poster:

1,926 posts

232 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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This sort of thing really, really annoys me. I so hate the world now has to hide behind procedure and doesn't allow for common sense and judgement.

And yes, in this particular case I did use the facile point of me being a Director (sadly of only one company)

Preparing myself for being shot down for this.

I said:
Dear Sir/Madam,

This morning I had the unfortunate experience of using the self-service till in the Tesco Metro in Reading town centre. More often than not these tills are out of order but unfortunately for me today at least one was working and accepting cash.

When my transaction was complete I used a £10 note to pay and only received £5 in change when I should have received £7. Upon querying a member of staff and the store manager I was told this was not possible as the machine would indicate that no change had been given. Now of course we all know that machines never, ever go wrong so the only possible explanation must be that I was lying. I was told I would have to wait until Monday and that they could take my details. I demanded £2 from the till and was told this was not possible. I am not going to waste my time in the morning filling in forms for £2 and I resent the implication that I must be lying as the machine is never wrong. I walked out in disgrace at the attitude of staff.

Details on the receipt at the bottom are 4/06/10 8:17 6124 072 9072 0599

Please donate £2 to the charity of your choice when you've found the error in your machines, I really am not going to be bothered about receiving vouchers from you as I won't be shopping in Tesco again, ever, after being treated in this manner.

I suggest you remove these tills and replace them with staff as they are more trouble than they are worth.

Regards,
xxxxx
Director
xxx Ltd.

LeeME3

1,502 posts

256 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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You see I like them for the very reason that I DON'T then have to deal with Tesco staff!

But then I've not been short changed by one.

Out of interest, were there no manned tills available thereby forcing you to use the unmanned one?



Edited by LeeME3 on Friday 4th June 09:16

illmonkey

19,827 posts

228 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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Worst 'I'm a Director' thread ever.

Odie

4,187 posts

212 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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IIRC their is no legal grounding that says change has to be given, being given change is a good will gesture by a store/shop

So pay be card next time biggrin

Cara van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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illmonkey said:
Worst 'I'm a Director' thread ever.
hehe

Did you really need to state that you are a director?

I'd think you were a pompous, self important arse if I recieved the letter, and I wouldn't bother replying as I'd apprently lost your custom already.

merc_man

Original Poster:

1,926 posts

232 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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merc_man said:
And yes, in this particular case I did use the facile point of me being a Director (sadly of only one company)
So yes, I did quite deliberately portray myself as a pompous, self important arse. I thought I'd made that clear.

illmonkey

19,827 posts

228 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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merc_man said:
merc_man said:
And yes, in this particular case I did use the facile point of me being a Director (sadly of only one company)
So yes, I did quite deliberately portray myself as a pompous, self important arse. I thought I'd made that clear.
But what will it do? What do you expect Tesco to do for you above a minion like myself?

Do you walk past 'normal' people in the street thinking less of them as they may not be directors?

I can't fathom why it'd matter.

Cara van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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illmonkey said:
merc_man said:
merc_man said:
And yes, in this particular case I did use the facile point of me being a Director (sadly of only one company)
So yes, I did quite deliberately portray myself as a pompous, self important arse. I thought I'd made that clear.
But what will it do? What do you expect Tesco to do for you above a minion like myself?

Do you walk past 'normal' people in the street thinking less of them as they may not be directors?

I can't fathom why it'd matter.
I can't help thinking you'd get a better response by playing a bit 'hard done by' rather than willy waving.

merc_man

Original Poster:

1,926 posts

232 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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Spelling it out for the hard of thinking
I did it because of the I'm a director theme on PH.

I was labouring under the, obviously misguided, impression that using the word facile in my original post might have given the game away a little.

DrTre

12,957 posts

262 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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Just the one directorship?

Not gonna carry much weight now is it?

Cara van Man

29,977 posts

281 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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merc_man said:
Spelling it out for the hard of thinking
I did it because of the I'm a director theme on PH.

I was labouring under the, obviously misguided, impression that using the word facile in my original post might have given the game away a little.
oh right.

You were trying to be ironic and amusing.

Sorry, I missed that bit. wink

illmonkey

19,827 posts

228 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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merc_man said:
Spelling it out for the hard of thinking
I did it because of the I'm a director theme on PH.

I was labouring under the, obviously misguided, impression that using the word facile in my original post might have given the game away a little.
So, did it actually go in the letter (petty and facile wink) or was it added for the benefit of the millionaire directors on PH to give you that nod you've been hoping for?

Edited by illmonkey on Friday 4th June 09:33

Revs_Addiction

2,090 posts

261 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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8pm last Saturday in my local, (full sized), branch, there were NO manned tills open. Fine for me with only a couple of bits, but the couple next to me with a trolley full were NOT impressed.

I saw them complaining to the manager but he couldn't give a monkeys and told them he couldn't do anything. I watched them try and use a self-service till, but they gave up and just walked out in disgust. Can't say I blame them!

merc_man

Original Poster:

1,926 posts

232 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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Look, at least my daughter wasn't peeing all over shop goods this time wink

soad

34,705 posts

206 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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Another reason not to shop there by the sound of it. Can't remember last time i've shopped there. Must be like over 3 years ago.

Dupont666

22,941 posts

222 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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first time I saw this I swear you were complaining about Flippino staff....

No just me then....

paperbaggetmecoat

mel

10,168 posts

305 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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Epic fail, you haven't used the oppourtunity to put in print any letters after your name.

Original Poster

5,429 posts

206 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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I bet they have a right laugh about that at their HQ!

To be fair though, they are terribly bad. You put the item on the right hand side once scanned and it says it is not there....SO annoying!

Reload

1,530 posts

204 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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Unexpected item in the bagging area........

tribbles

4,172 posts

252 months

Friday 4th June 2010
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Reload said:
Unexpected item in the bagging area........
In my case, it's normally air.