I find your lack of 'plates' disturbing...

[Gretchen]

Only yesterday I discover Johnny attempting to blend a smoothie in the lidless blender. "Use a plate" I suggest, "It'll be fine" he replies... 

Fortunately I'm never grossed out by  his tasty yoghurty goodness erupting over my walls...

This however Exhibit A

has left me wondering what sort of person tips their snacks directly on to the work surface?!?

I propose had the OP chosen to use a plate, or a small bowl at a push, she would not have found herself chewing on a toe nail. 

Does anyone have any table manners anymore? Have we become a nation obsessed with Knorks, Sporks, and eating direct from the sideboard? Step away from your keyboard with your coffee and for the sake of the children, let's consider returning to dining at the table with proper cutlery and decent British values.

 

Edited by Gretchen on Sunday 6th June 10:54

[Nolar Dog]

What would you know? You've got tattoos and everything...

[rhinochopig]

Aren't most men obsessed with knorks? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kno...

[Ozone]

I thought this would be about your number plate. I'm dissapointed

[agric]

Ozone said:

I thought this would be about your number plate. I'm dissapointed

Actually TBH this was my thought too

[JonRB]

Gretchen said:

Have we become a nation obsessed with Knorks, Sporks, and eating direct from the sideboard?

Any comment I made right now about wanting to see your knorks would be completely inappropriate so I'll resist.

[soad]

Gretchen said:

Fortunately I'm never grossed out by  his tasty yoghurty goodness erupting over my walls...

So you say.

I have good table manners, me. Would I lie?

Edited by soad on Sunday 6th June 16:01