Letters to yourself before your first day of high school..

[erdnase]

Imagine some professer invents a time machine that is somehow able to send letters into the past. You have the opportunity to send a letter to yourself as a kid - the night before you start high school. What would you write? Here's mine..


Dear Erd,

Hi. Just remember everyone's in the same boat as yourself. Don't be such a swot. Have fun as well as working hard - try to find a balance. Oh, and when Kelly G asks you out in second year, don't be such an idiot, and say yes. She blossoms into beauty and becomes rich.

Your future self.


I'm sure given a little more thought I would come up with something more useful, but it'll be interesting to hear everyone elses. Gogogo

[Brink]

Remember to take a bloody pen with you!

[Original Poster]

Chris,

Don't go to an all boys school, it may seem fine now but come year 8 you will regret it.

[cazzer]

Ignore school work...
Take as many part time jobs as possible.
Buy as many shares in a new american company just started called Microsoft.
Laugh at you careers advisor, you won't need one.

Oh...and when Samantha askes you to mark her christmas kiss out of 10 the answer is 11 you dhead, not 6.

[The Riddler]

The Riddler,

Try not to be such a cock, you don't have to always be having a laugh. School is for learning.

Listen to your parents.

Regards,

YFS.

[Flintstone]

Dear Fred

1. Turn up once in a while.

2. Don't send Yvonne that christmas card in Year 2 of the juniors, you'll never hear the end of it.

3. Don't shag the art mistress, your brother was there two years before and you'll avoid 'that' conversation with him in the pub in 20 years.

4. Yes, the head of maths is a batty man.

5. When you kiss Miss Wells in the school play, no tongues.

Edited by Flintstone on Sunday 6th June 19:36

[PHmember]

Dear me,

The UK national lottery will start to be played in this country from November 19th 1994.

Here is a comprehensive list of all the winning numbers until June 6th 2010:.................

[Nolar Dog]

"Dear Matt

When Mrs Wiswell tells you something, she is trying to help because she can see great potential. So don't be a tt with her.

Yours..."

[elster]

Don't sleep with the popular girl.

The geeky sport girl turns into a super hot lady, stick with that one.

[jas xjr]

if somebody tells you they have a big feck off knife , do not ask to see it

[deevlash]

Fifa 98:Road to the World Cup and Goldeneye really wont help you pass CSYS Physics.

[wildcat45]

Flintstone said:

Dear Fred

1. Turn up once in a while.

2. Don't send Yvonne that christmas card in Year 2 of the juniors, you'll never hear the end of it.

3. Don't shag the art mistress, your brother was there two years before and you'll avoid 'that' conversation with him in the pub in 20 years.

4. Yes, the head of maths is a batty man.

5. When you kiss Miss Wells in the school play, no tongues.

Edited by Flintstone on Sunday 6th June 19:36

What school did you go to mate? Sounds brilliant!

Edit to say (Apart from the unpleasant business with the Head of Maths.)

Edited by wildcat45 on Sunday 6th June 20:08

[wildcat45]

Bearing in mind the above......

Stike while the iron is hot. Some guys get to shag the art teacher.....Give it a go with Miss G and her Black Astra GTE. Give it ago with her replacement Miss T. And Miss Mc the biology teacher obviously fancies you, so give that a shot too.

As for Miss B the Drama teacher - Well I would now so you should now.

That ginger brid Pippa is a bh. Judith really does fancy you. That girl Michelle thinks you are great - don't ignore her.

Push things along with you know who. You will find out much later that all you wanted from her was on offer.....all you had to do was read the signs you stupid, stupid boy. Oh but don't go onto marry her because one day you will find the most perfect woman on the face of the earth....it will take time but it will be fun (Most of the time) getting there.

Don't tell your mates your Dad is getting a new BMW until he's signed for it on the dotted line. You will have a lot of explaiing to do when the swaps the old Beemer for a new Volvo.

Dress up a bit more, trainers and a bad haircut until you are 15 is not the way forward.

[Slinky]

Slinky,

Just do the work, it IS worth it.. oh, and if someone offers you a catapult during a break time, don't accept it.. It WILL end up in a suspension..

Edited by Slinky on Sunday 6th June 21:05

[ymwoods]

Dear Mini Ymwoods,


When Faye makes a move on you in year 10 DON'T BE SO BLOODY SHY! You will regrett it all through the rest of school.

Best regards,

Your better self

P.S Make a move on Emma J...she told me she would have if only you made the first move.

[mybrainhurts]

Dear Me

Don't worry about working because you're going to die when you jump in the river for a bet next year.

Byeeee...

[ZOLLAR]

Dear Me

Buddy Don't change anything even the bad stuff because its the only way you will learn!.
Oh but one thing don't wait till your 20 till you get a job in insurance start when you leave school as you won't then miss the company payout when it floats on the stockmarket and you'll have more share's than you do now! other than that you'll do fine.

Goodluck.
Me

p.s. dont forget to start skateboarding other wise you wont come up with the name Zollar, don't worry you'll understand why eventually

Edited by ZOLLAR on Sunday 6th June 20:48

[Jag-D]

Dont smell his finger....DO NOT SMELL HIS FINGER

[Swarley]

To Swarley

Yes the work is crappy.

But don't worry your going to have a fantastic time!

Oh and take a camera

[Flintstone]

Or pull it. DO NOT PULL HIS FINGER.