Parked in a side street
Parked in a side street
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Pothole

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34,367 posts

312 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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and saw this on the front window of a house. Felt I should share:



Pity only the neighbours who probably already know the story from the late night instalments they've been forced to listen to over the past few weeks will see it!

Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

278 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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That transoms not reinforced enough, it's sagging.

netherfield

3,191 posts

214 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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Could have been a bit neater and a few swear words included.

Edited by netherfield on Monday 7th June 18:14

Steamer

14,187 posts

243 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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You should have added on the outside: Cool story bro!

...as seems to be the new trend sweeping the forum of late.

pokethepope

2,667 posts

218 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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It may be amended but its still got at least one mistake, poor form.

central

16,745 posts

247 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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Rothwell ------> punch

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

225 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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I'm surprised no-one has suggested to smash her back window in.

Pothole

Original Poster:

34,367 posts

312 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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we're only 7 comments in, ND...

Emsman

7,382 posts

220 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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she really is mrs moody, isnt she

Pothole

Original Poster:

34,367 posts

312 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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Emsman said:
she really is mrs moody, isnt she
laugh

SmoothRB

1,700 posts

202 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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Nolar Dog said:
I'm surprised no-one has suggested to smash her back window in.
I think it's her 'back door'.

Cupid Stunt

528 posts

200 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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He sounds like a gobste, if she was dumb enough to marry him she deserves to lose her home

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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How utterly, irretrievably awful for all concerned.

Still, as long as we can find some voyeuristic pleasure as a family disintegrates into another pain filled tabloid statistic then I guess it's all good.

That doesn't make me laugh, it makes me weep.

That's just me, I suppose.

Mobile Chicane

22,015 posts

242 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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I was at dinner at a friend's house, when we heard something being dropped through the letterbox.

It was a leaflet showing a bloke posing stark bk naked, with the words underneath: John Smith (I can't remember the name) from 43 Xxxxxx Avenue is a lying, cheating tosser.

Whoever the wronged partner was, had evidently leafleted the entire neighbourhood.

Oh, how we laughed.


Hitler Hadrump

1,750 posts

203 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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That's rather neat considering she had to write it all backwards.

SmoothRB

1,700 posts

202 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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Nolar Dog said:
I'm surprised no-one has suggested to smash her back window in.
I think it's her 'back door'.

Davidos

201 posts

227 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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SmoothRB said:
Nolar Dog said:
I'm surprised no-one has suggested to smash her back window in.
I think it's her 'back door'.

The Count

3,416 posts

293 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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Balmoral Green said:
That transoms not reinforced enough, it's sagging.
Thats just what i was thinking smile

Pothole

Original Poster:

34,367 posts

312 months

Monday 7th June 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
How utterly, irretrievably awful for all concerned.

Still, as long as we can find some voyeuristic pleasure as a family disintegrates into another pain filled tabloid statistic then I guess it's all good.

That doesn't make me laugh, it makes me weep.

That's just me, I suppose.
Not necessarily irretrievable, and dry your eyes you big ninny!

Libertine

3,998 posts

206 months

Tuesday 8th June 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
How utterly, irretrievably awful for all concerned.

Still, as long as we can find some voyeuristic pleasure as a family disintegrates into another pain filled tabloid statistic then I guess it's all good.

That doesn't make me laugh, it makes me weep.

That's just me, I suppose.
Maxine from Rothwell might not agree with that?