Are they for real?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVF_dXjsnqo
I am literally lost for words.
Waste of oxygen, I pray that they don't reproduce!!!
I am literally lost for words.
Waste of oxygen, I pray that they don't reproduce!!!
Plotloss said:
Or maybe this one would be more appropriate
Edited by Penny-lope on Wednesday 9th June 22:31
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFeW4H3XqUA&fea...
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Kersal Massive said:
C Mack
Born in Scarbrough to a 18 foot whale and a small Leprechaun called Molly McMilly, C Mack was destined for greatness in comparison to that local homeless drunk often seen masturbating in the bus station. As a proud father aged 9 he was awarded the gold ASBO in the 100 meter shoplifting finals in the Madchester Olympics. In later years he fell into a deep depression inspired by his unrequited love for a sandwich.
He is notorious for his fear of concrete and is a committed member of the National Trust. In 2008 it was announced that in 2010 C Mack will become the first illiterate person in space, subject to him failing to spell or pronounce his name correctly during the training regime.
Other alias's include the Madchester Bum Bandit, HSBC
Flap and Peugeot Pussy Fart.
Rumoured to have fathered Lil Kev in a dirty toilet incident.
Little 'fkin' Kev
“st on us!”
~ Little 'fkin' Kev on Kersal Massive
Complete nobhead, in need either of a smack, or just some love. He lost the ability to rap when he had sexual intercourse with a goat, hence the epithet 'fkin'.
For six years he trained to be an acrobat with the Moscow state circus but was rejected after being involved in illegal price fixing over the cost of the Radio Times.
He carries a baloon full of helium with him at all times so he can rap in his trademark style with only a moments notice.
Ginger Joe
“The fact that he is ginger makes it all the worse”
~ Mike Rotch on Ginger Joe
“There is only one man I would entrust with the safety and security of this fragile world's future. That man is Ginger Joe. ”
~ Kofi Annan
Ginger Joe is one of the more popular members, held in great esteem internationally by the left wing intelligentsia. He is often compared to Garibaldi or Che Guevara for his charismatic 'man of the people' persona. However controversy surrounds his actual identity. He has been imitated by various Kersal pussies including Ginger 'Oh Hello' Joe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieo_Zr5crs0) and Granny Jane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTEfelcKAQQ).
At the end of the day Ginger Joe's a fking sound bloke. Big ups to him in all respects and also to the rest of the Kersal Massive. He does take a lot of crack cocaine though and has been questioned by PC Jon a number of times for nicking eggs from old ladys. What a fking dangerous basically.
He is well thought of due to his disdain for publicity and his terse 'to the point' social commentary. He is often described as being 'above political corruption' and has been nominated for the job of General Secretary to the UN.
Ginger Joe first emerged as a political and military leader of some charisma during the notorious "Salford Civil War" of 2006. This brief, but hugely significant conflict, sparked by a resident of Salford "looking funny" at an unknown patron of "The Hope and Anvil" public house in Kersal, threatened to overwhelm first Salford and then Greater Manchester. At its height (1:35AM, several hours after the England vs. Portugal World Cup fixture) local hospitals reported up to nine casualties swamping their wards, mainly through alcohol related injuries. As the British government declared a state of emergency, Prime Minister Tony Blair broke off a meeting with the European Financial Strategy Group to calm the nation's fears of the conflict spreading, replying "Where is Salford?" to a news reporter in an attempt to deflect attention away from the violence now engulfing the entire pub. It was at this time that a hitherto unknown guerrilla leader, described as "Small. Very small. With a squashed up little face. Ginger." was reported as orchestrating the battle from a chair under the large screen television in the front bar. This mysterious yet clearly accomplished commander was observed to enjoy impressive loyalty from his men; at one point ordering a pool cue to be brought to him so that he could wield it against a man he believed to be unsympathetic to the Kersal cause.
In the aftermath of the war, the many Salford tribes lay divided and vulnerable. Ginger Joe seized power over the Kersal Massive in a swift and bloodless coup from its existing leader C Mack. Shrewdly, Ginger Joe calculated that C Mack and his support base (Little fkin' Kev) would be most useful if retained, rather than exiled.In a tense but ultimately successful round of negotiations, held at the bus shelter in Ordsall Road, Ginger Joe offered C Mack a high ranking position within the Massive in return for three bottles of blue Aftershock and what was later reported as "unlimited goes on my Playstation for three days." Little fking Kev was appointed "Assistant Deputy Vice Commander and That," a new post specifically created for him. C Mack and Little fkin' Kev accepted the offers and the new, restructured Kersal Massive was born. Ginger Joe renewed the Kersal Massive doctrine of "Perpetual War" against Levenshulme, threatening (through Little fkin' Kev) to "fk" them if they ever "started" anything.
Ginger Joe has keenly protected his identity ever since taking power. He is rarely seen in public and seldom gives interviews, leaving media engagements to C Mack and Little fking Kev. he has published several volumes of literature, the most recent being Your Mam's a fking Slag: Observations On The Role of Functionalism Within Modern Leadership and occasionally gives lectures to selected audiences at his preferred venue of the park bench next to the play area in Eccles park. His personal life remains shadowy; in several chapters of his first published book fk The Asda Car Park: Towards A Reclamation Of Urban Landscapes he hints at a complicated relationship with a young woman referred to as "That Kelly," by whom he is believed to have fathered several children by age 13.
Ginger Joe continues to be a target of rival organisations and in early 2009 survived an assassination attempt orchestrated by longstanding Prestwich group The Milky Bar Flids. While travelling by bicycle to a cabinet meeting of the Kersal Massive in Little Fuvckin' Kev's Dad's garage, a MBF operative ambushed him and inserted a stick between the spokes of his rear wheel. The bicycle immediately seized up and veered towards an adjacent hedge, forcing Ginger Joe to control the machine with his left leg. Unable to compensate for the sudden imbalance in velocity and weight distribution, he was thrown to the side of the bicycle landing heavily on the pavement and sustaining a grazed knee. A search party (Little fkin' Kev) sent by a concerned C Mack, rescued Ginger Joe and transported him to a safe area (The Texaco 24 Hour Mini Mart on Bury Lane). After a long recovery period, Ginger Joe vowed swift and unyielding reprisals against the Milky Bar flids and their associates, declaring his intention to "fk them right up.
Born in Scarbrough to a 18 foot whale and a small Leprechaun called Molly McMilly, C Mack was destined for greatness in comparison to that local homeless drunk often seen masturbating in the bus station. As a proud father aged 9 he was awarded the gold ASBO in the 100 meter shoplifting finals in the Madchester Olympics. In later years he fell into a deep depression inspired by his unrequited love for a sandwich.
He is notorious for his fear of concrete and is a committed member of the National Trust. In 2008 it was announced that in 2010 C Mack will become the first illiterate person in space, subject to him failing to spell or pronounce his name correctly during the training regime.
Other alias's include the Madchester Bum Bandit, HSBC
Flap and Peugeot Pussy Fart.Rumoured to have fathered Lil Kev in a dirty toilet incident.
Little 'f
kin' Kev“s
t on us!”~ Little 'f
kin' Kev on Kersal MassiveComplete nobhead, in need either of a smack, or just some love. He lost the ability to rap when he had sexual intercourse with a goat, hence the epithet 'f
kin'.For six years he trained to be an acrobat with the Moscow state circus but was rejected after being involved in illegal price fixing over the cost of the Radio Times.
He carries a baloon full of helium with him at all times so he can rap in his trademark style with only a moments notice.
Ginger Joe
“The fact that he is ginger makes it all the worse”
~ Mike Rotch on Ginger Joe
“There is only one man I would entrust with the safety and security of this fragile world's future. That man is Ginger Joe. ”
~ Kofi Annan
Ginger Joe is one of the more popular members, held in great esteem internationally by the left wing intelligentsia. He is often compared to Garibaldi or Che Guevara for his charismatic 'man of the people' persona. However controversy surrounds his actual identity. He has been imitated by various Kersal pussies including Ginger 'Oh Hello' Joe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieo_Zr5crs0) and Granny Jane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTEfelcKAQQ).
At the end of the day Ginger Joe's a f
king sound bloke. Big ups to him in all respects and also to the rest of the Kersal Massive. He does take a lot of crack cocaine though and has been questioned by PC Jon a number of times for nicking eggs from old ladys. What a fking dangerous basically.He is well thought of due to his disdain for publicity and his terse 'to the point' social commentary. He is often described as being 'above political corruption' and has been nominated for the job of General Secretary to the UN.
Ginger Joe first emerged as a political and military leader of some charisma during the notorious "Salford Civil War" of 2006. This brief, but hugely significant conflict, sparked by a resident of Salford "looking funny" at an unknown patron of "The Hope and Anvil" public house in Kersal, threatened to overwhelm first Salford and then Greater Manchester. At its height (1:35AM, several hours after the England vs. Portugal World Cup fixture) local hospitals reported up to nine casualties swamping their wards, mainly through alcohol related injuries. As the British government declared a state of emergency, Prime Minister Tony Blair broke off a meeting with the European Financial Strategy Group to calm the nation's fears of the conflict spreading, replying "Where is Salford?" to a news reporter in an attempt to deflect attention away from the violence now engulfing the entire pub. It was at this time that a hitherto unknown guerrilla leader, described as "Small. Very small. With a squashed up little face. Ginger." was reported as orchestrating the battle from a chair under the large screen television in the front bar. This mysterious yet clearly accomplished commander was observed to enjoy impressive loyalty from his men; at one point ordering a pool cue to be brought to him so that he could wield it against a man he believed to be unsympathetic to the Kersal cause.
In the aftermath of the war, the many Salford tribes lay divided and vulnerable. Ginger Joe seized power over the Kersal Massive in a swift and bloodless coup from its existing leader C Mack. Shrewdly, Ginger Joe calculated that C Mack and his support base (Little f
kin' Kev) would be most useful if retained, rather than exiled.In a tense but ultimately successful round of negotiations, held at the bus shelter in Ordsall Road, Ginger Joe offered C Mack a high ranking position within the Massive in return for three bottles of blue Aftershock and what was later reported as "unlimited goes on my Playstation for three days." Little fking Kev was appointed "Assistant Deputy Vice Commander and That," a new post specifically created for him. C Mack and Little fkin' Kev accepted the offers and the new, restructured Kersal Massive was born. Ginger Joe renewed the Kersal Massive doctrine of "Perpetual War" against Levenshulme, threatening (through Little fkin' Kev) to "fk" them if they ever "started" anything.Ginger Joe has keenly protected his identity ever since taking power. He is rarely seen in public and seldom gives interviews, leaving media engagements to C Mack and Little f
king Kev. he has published several volumes of literature, the most recent being Your Mam's a fking Slag: Observations On The Role of Functionalism Within Modern Leadership and occasionally gives lectures to selected audiences at his preferred venue of the park bench next to the play area in Eccles park. His personal life remains shadowy; in several chapters of his first published book fk The Asda Car Park: Towards A Reclamation Of Urban Landscapes he hints at a complicated relationship with a young woman referred to as "That Kelly," by whom he is believed to have fathered several children by age 13.Ginger Joe continues to be a target of rival organisations and in early 2009 survived an assassination attempt orchestrated by longstanding Prestwich group The Milky Bar Flids. While travelling by bicycle to a cabinet meeting of the Kersal Massive in Little Fuvckin' Kev's Dad's garage, a MBF operative ambushed him and inserted a stick between the spokes of his rear wheel. The bicycle immediately seized up and veered towards an adjacent hedge, forcing Ginger Joe to control the machine with his left leg. Unable to compensate for the sudden imbalance in velocity and weight distribution, he was thrown to the side of the bicycle landing heavily on the pavement and sustaining a grazed knee. A search party (Little f
kin' Kev) sent by a concerned C Mack, rescued Ginger Joe and transported him to a safe area (The Texaco 24 Hour Mini Mart on Bury Lane). After a long recovery period, Ginger Joe vowed swift and unyielding reprisals against the Milky Bar flids and their associates, declaring his intention to "fk them right up.
angryorangefocus said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFeW4H3XqUA&fea...
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12 seconds. I faila blue peter badge to anyone who can watch it all the way through (without punching the screen)
Penny-lope said:
Don't forget the rewashhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td6H5dqCUXU&fea...
Edited by Westy Pre-Lit on Thursday 10th June 08:16
LMAO! "Triple twin turbo" Mc Hotwheels and his pal never fails to make me piss my pants 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASF4gOWhN1c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASF4gOWhN1c
drivin_me_nuts said:
angryorangefocus said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFeW4H3XqUA&fea...
a blue peter badge to anyone who can watch it all the way through (without punching the screen)
12 seconds. I faila blue peter badge to anyone who can watch it all the way through (without punching the screen)
Ry_B said:
Why do you keep posting this, and then deleting it?
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