Invitations for a Stag Party, the wit of PH is required...

[Lefty 200 Drams]

Help me think up something a bit more original than the norm:

"xxxx has finally got some poor girl drunk enough to say yes"

blah blah blah

[Nagra]

Err.....what is the question here?

[Dr_Gonzo]

You give invitations to a stag party?

[Lefty 200 Drams]

Something amusing to write in an invitation to a stag party?

[Lefty 200 Drams]

It's an email.

[plg]

Isn't it normally..

All... as a get together before married life... meet at xxxx on <date> - meet at 12, few pints, rugby at 2, then into town for nice meal and then drinks until we fade....

Any probs, call me on <number> or best man on <number> for directions etc

Isn't that enough?

[Famous Graham]

"Stag do, Red Lion, 6pm"

That should suffice.

[Lefty 200 Drams]

Famous Graham said:

"Stag do, Red Lion, 6pm"

That should suffice.

Why is there a Red Lion in every Scottish village?

[Famous Graham]

Lefty 200 Drams said:

Famous Graham said:

"Stag do, Red Lion, 6pm"

That should suffice.

Why is there a Red Lion in every Scottish village?

Cos it was on the Royal Arms.

It's the second most popular name for a pub in the whole of Britain, apparently.

[Grey Ghost]

I once went on a stag do when invited by an email entitled "It's a nob out"

Invite was along the lines of xxxxx is finally getting married and in order to celebrate you are invited to drink several beers in various locations on this day beginning at this time in this pub.

The Groom is obviously the nob we are taking out, although if we run into a group of willing females any other sort of knob out incident will result in beers being purchasded by the lucky man.

It's a nob out t-shirts were also provided with suitable badge

etc, etc, etc.....

[digitise]

Surely "It's a Cock Out" would have scanned better?

[alfa pint]

Extraordinary congregation meeting for the Church of the Seven Day Fornicators - agenda, item 1 removal of 'groom's name' from committee for breaking code of conduct by getting married?

[tenex]

A young stag not very well endowed (in the antler dept) is called a nobber

[Lefty 200 Drams]

alfa pint said:

Extraordinary congregation meeting for the Church of the Seven Day Fornicators - agenda, item 1 removal of 'groom's name' from committee for breaking code of conduct by getting married?

[alfa pint]

Lefty 200 Drams said:

alfa pint said:

Extraordinary congregation meeting for the Church of the Seven Day Fornicators - agenda, item 1 removal of 'groom's name' from committee for breaking code of conduct by getting married?

There's loads more you can do with this (I used this theme as my invitation to my 30th)

- fundraiser for the Welsh congregation in order to fix the leek in the roof.
- slaying sacrificial pints at a certain altar at a certain holy hour
- men only event, women's menstruation being a violation of all that is holy
- use of contraception (against holy instruction, but Catholic priest best practice states that use of contraception hides the evidence.) slightly controversial!
- comments about defrocking of the groom or best man

You get the gist....

[Doofus]

If he's really called xxxx, then you ought to use a capital X.

I think you should replace "blah blah blah" with some details about where and when the stag party will take place (or at least where and when it'll start).