Becoming a Male Escort

[andyroo]

My wife has suggested I try getting into the male escort service. It sort of started as a dare, but it's got me wondering - what if I actually did it?

Does anyone have any experience with this, have any useful info, know where to start? Any horror stories?

All advice welcome!

Andrew

[Dan_1981]

Sorry, what???

Your WIFE dared you to become a male escort???

[Cock Womble 7]

andyroo said:

My wife has suggested I try getting into the male escort service.

Your wife has suggested you "entertain" other women?

Either she wants you to get a bit of experience (because you're crap in bed) or you need the extra money.

This is not a good thing.

[JakeS]

Awaits the thread: I didn't know an escort was that. The wife has left me.

[Mr Will]

andyroo said:

Any horror stories?

Batman! Surprise Buttsex...

[Great Pretender]

JakeS said:

Awaits the thread: I didn't know an escort was that. The wife has left me.

[andyroo]

I should clarify - a non-sexual escort. The kind old ladies like to take out to dinner with them because they are withered and lonely.

[TVR1]

andyroo said:

My wife has suggested I try getting into the male escort service. It sort of started as a dare, but it's got me wondering - what if I actually did it?


Andrew

Divorce. And wking into an empty sock in a cold dark bedsit. No house, no money and no wife.

But maybe that is her plan

[anonymous-user]

Cock Womble 7 said:

andyroo said:

My wife has suggested I try getting into the male escort service.

Your wife has suggested you "entertain" other women?

Either she wants you to get a bit of experience (because you're crap in bed) or you need the extra money.

This is not a good thing.

Harsh, but really funny

[LukeBird]

Mr Will said:

andyroo said:

Any horror stories?

Batman! Surprise Buttsex...

Oh; do tell.

This is surely going to be good.

[Lost soul]

andyroo said:

I should clarify - a non-sexual escort. The kind old ladies like to take out to dinner with them because they are withered and lonely.

They need a good shagging from time to time you know

[LukeBird]

andyroo said:

I should clarify - a non-sexual escort. The kind old ladies like to take out to dinner with them because they are withered and lonely.

Mutually exclusive events.

You will be inside one of them.
Don't worry, it'll probably be a "walk-in".

[Pesty]

She is feeling guilty because she is shagging your pals.

Or you are lieing

can only be one or the other

[TVR1]

andyroo said:

I should clarify - a non-sexual escort. The kind old ladies like to take out to dinner with them because they are withered and lonely.

Yeah, you may even convince yourself it's true if you repeat that often enough.......but just remember, those old ladies may be withered and loneley and want to take you out for dinner but maybe you will be surprised at what they expect you to eat?

[g3org3y]

andyroo said:

I should clarify - a non-sexual escort. The kind old ladies like to take out to dinner with them because they are withered and lonely.

http://www.carewatch.co.uk/

HTH

[mikeyr]

Are you sure she wasn't just suggesting you work for Securicor?

[Reload]

Are you sure she doesn't just want you out of the house? And figures that this is something you'd jump at the chance to do?

[Mr Will]

LukeBird said:

Mr Will said:

andyroo said:

Any horror stories?

Batman! Surprise Buttsex...

Oh; do tell.

This is surely going to be good.

Not personal experience I feel I should add, but last time this came up on PH there was some discussion of what was (apparently) one of the hazards of the job.

Specifically, a nubile young lady takes you back to her hotel room, starts to undress and remove your clothes. Lies you down on the bed and produces a pair of furry hand-cuffs. Climbs on top of you and locks your hands to the headboard. Then a man dressed a little bit like batman jumps out of the wardrobe and the lady makes a swift exit. You can guess the rest...

[andyroo]

g3org3y said:

andyroo said:

I should clarify - a non-sexual escort. The kind old ladies like to take out to dinner with them because they are withered and lonely.

http://www.carewatch.co.uk/

HTH

My wife used to work for them... she saw more haddock and sausage working for them than she would in any other career

Anyway, this is how the convo went - the missus told me how a work colleague did a bit of escort work on the side, that he would get paid to go to the theater or restaurant and pretend to be some persons partner, and that no 'intimate' times were involved. And he had a face like a mummified armpit. So is there any way I would earn a bit o' cash on the side doing something similar?

And so, in my infinite wisdom, I thought I would consult the mass oracle that is PH

[Cara van Man]

what an odd thread.

Skim reading it I summise:

1) your wife wants you to fk grannies
2) CW and tonker want to franchise with you
3) Apparently I could join in also as mummified armpits are all the rage.