Non Psychic/Ghost experiences.

[Timsta]

I hope I'm not going to get flamed here, but I've been wondering about these things for a while now.

Have any of you ever had a coincidence? You know, one of those this that just happen but are clearly related to ghosts or psychic abilities.

I once popped some toast in the toaster and went to watch some telly. After a while I sensed a 'haze' drifting into the room, and thought I could smell a peculiar odour. It seemed to be emminating from the kitchen. I cautiously entered the kitchen and percieved that the haze was eminating from the toast that had got stuck in the toaster.

If it wasn't for my otherly awareness I would never have picked up on it. The peculiar 'haze' had drifted out our window and our neighbour also became aware of it. He came over to investigate further. Up till now I didn't realise he had this ability, it may be more common that I first thought.

So, anyone else got any stories to share?

[Doofus]

Why would you put toast in a toaster?


I went into a shop the other day, and just as I was reaching for the handle on the front door, somebody came out of the shop, and held the door open for me. Result!

Then there was the time I went to the bathroom at home, and luckily, nobody else was in there, so I didn't have to go to the other one.

[Pyro]

A few weeks ago a guy with the same name as me noticed i was reading the same book as him, turned out to be on the same chapter, page and exact same line (after 3 we read out our current line). I thought that was one pretty big coincidence

[hifihigh]

One time I was smoking a spliff and watching tv when I sensed a warm, almost burning sensation in my pants. I looked down and low and behold a small amount of burning hash had fallen down into my lap. If I hadn't sensed it in time lord knows what could have happened.

[Maxf]

I have an ability. When the hob or the oven are on - if I place my hand near them I get a warm sensation. It's really quite amazing - like the spirits are warning me from burning my hand. Or it might be the devil.

[rich1231]

All of them

[Conian]

i'm pretty sure my house has a non-psychic-ghost-poltergeist, I go to bed and note exactly where things are... and when i get up in the morning, they're in the same place.
pretty damned spooky i'm sure you'll agree.

[kazste]

Im psychic as I always know that I will have to pay for.dinner if the wife and I go out. I also now that ill get shouted at if I dare to drive the elise quickly with her in it.
I have also learnt to read her mind to know the answer do I look fat in this, and am also psychic enough to know that its my fault that she does.

Oh my happily married life!

[blindswelledrat]

Once I was asleep in bed when I was awakend by a peculiar presence in the bed next to me.
I was like an enormous great demon, a messenger of the underworld whos only purpose on this earth was to wreak havoc, destruction and misery on this earth.
At first I was terrified, I didn't know how to get rid of this foul bastion of the dark lord.
In the end, I discovered that the only way to rid myself of this evil millstone was to shout "Get out. I was pissed. PUt your clothes on and go home. You took advantage you fat bh. Oh and get a wash and a shave".
Worked a treat. It ran off crying.

[ShadownINja]

[WorAl]

@ BSR

[Cock Womble 7]

Conian said:

i'm pretty sure my house has a non-psychic-ghost-poltergeist, I go to bed and note exactly where things are... and when i get up in the morning, they're in the same place.
pretty damned spooky i'm sure you'll agree.

Now, you see, my ghostly experience is just the opposite of that. Every night, before I get into bed, I undress and carefully fold my clothes and put them in their relevant drawers, shoes on the rack etc.

Hoevever, every so often (and it's always usually on a Sunday morning) I will wake up to find my clothes have been taken out of the drawers and strewn across the bedroom floor. Often, the "poltergeist" will have liberally coated my clothes with some strange ethereal substance that looks and smells just like chilli sauce. And, more often than not, there's an inexplicable damp patch in the corner of the room.

It freaks me out, I can tell you.


Oh, and sometimes I wake up covered in this sticky ectoplasm.

[BiggusLaddus]

Weird, we must have the same ghost!

Has it also (again, always saturday night) waited for you to finish your own, perfectly civilised ablutions and then gone in to the bathroom and either pissed or thrown up all over the floor? Only ever happens after I've finished and before my wife goes in and she still doesn't believe we're being haunted.

Actually, I'm just being stupid now, how could a ghost be in two places at once? Must just be your ghosts brother.

[BruceV8]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Oh, and sometimes I wake up covered in this sticky ectoplasm.

Err, this sticky ectoplams....did it taste salty by any chance?

If so you have the ghostly ghey.

[Conian]

BruceV8 said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Oh, and sometimes I wake up covered in this sticky ectoplasm.

Err, this sticky ectoplams....did it taste salty by any chance?

If so you have the ghostly ghey.

er... do you think it's usual to taste stray substances??

[Uncle Fester]

I spent the hottest night of my life in bed with one.

It really cleared out my tubes.

[davido140]

I'm decorating my bathroom at the moment...

I was in wickes and I had this strange feeling I might need more tile adhesive, so I picked up a tub and bought it.

and sure enough, later that day I RAN OUT OF TILE ADHESIVE and had to use the new tub!

Honestly, if thats not psychic, VISIONS OF THE FUTURE, I really dont know what is.

I can go one further, if you're currently redecorating your bathroom GET SOME MORE TILE ADHESIVE...

now what are the chances of that, two people, on the same forum, decorating their bathrooms and NEEDING MORE ADHESIVE!!! (keep the receipt though)

fking spooky, there's something at work here that just cannot be explained by modern science.

[Blown2CV]

I am strongly atheist, but I had some strange experiences in my ex-girlfriend's house. The taps used to turn themselves on by themselves quite regularly, but I thought nothing of it until one night we were out with some friends (a couple of whom also lived in the same house) and myself and my ex came back early. We were in bed, and my bag was near the door and it was early hours, and the lights were off. I was dozing, but I woke bolt upright when the handle started to turn and rattle violently and the door quickly swung open and hit my bag. I thought it was one of the other guys messing around, so I jumped out of bed and looked out onto the landing and no-one was there. I called out to whoever I thought it was, but there was no answer. That second the other 2 came in the front door downstairs, so it was clear that there was both no-one else home, and also slightly weird with the timing on top of everything else!! Spooky!

[Conian]

My exGF used to suffer some wierd paranormal stuff.... once a month she'd bleed from her lady-garden like a vaginal stigmata, then for a week she'd be possessed by some kind of demon.

Edited by Conian on Friday 18th June 09:39