5:07

[Malam]

Her sphallolalia forced me to love her. Thing is, she's a mannequin.

Melodies are being thrown from the beaked ones who have obviously forgotten how to just peck.

Everything's auspicious as I close my eyes.

Nite.

[Stu R]

Drugs. Just say no.

[Nolar Dog]

0540: Confused.

HTH

[Summertime]

Good morning

[The Riddler]

06:20 AM.

The house mates are getting ready for the day ahead.

[XJSJohn]

someone is going to have a sore head when they wake up

[Summertime]

Op Flirtatious talk that leads somewhere but not here.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Malam said:

Her sphallolalia forced me to love her. Thing is, she's a mannequin.

Melodies are being thrown from the beaked ones who have obviously forgotten how to just peck.

Everything's auspicious as I close my eyes.

Nite.

Bats don't live in the belfry, its too high to fly.

I'm a crisp wrapper in the litter bin of the sky.

The most beautiful thing I ever saw was Fred Dinneage opening a bottle of Castrol GTX at Watford Gap. The way the oil glistened in the sunlight.

Someone keeps stealing the fuses from all my plugs and replacing them with new ones made out of frozen frog spawn. Again.

Where do they get the frog spawn? It used to be everywhere like snot from heaven, now its been cleaned up by God's giant wet wipe. Maybe Jesus has been to the chemist for Nightnurse.

Everyone should lick the toaster at least once a week.

[MudwiG]

Stu R said:

Drugs. Just say no.

In his case, he may need to up the dose

[Famous Graham]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Bats don't live in the belfry, its too high to fly.

I'm a crisp wrapper in the litter bin of the sky.

But I'm feeeeeeling good....dum..de dum...de dum...


No?

[anonymous-user]

Bookmarked in the hope that the OP turns up and at least tries to explain

[Neil H]

Translation: He spent the evening having sex with a blow-up doll and now the birds are singing while he's trying to get to sleep.

[911motorsport]

[TonyRPH]

It's a secret communique to another spy.

PH has been infiltrated.

Call MI6, now.

[escargot]

Neil H said:

Translation: He spent the evening having sex with a blow-up doll and now the birds are singing while he's trying to get to sleep.

[FasterFreddy]

And his clock's 17 minutes fast

[recalluk]

Neil H said:

Translation: He spent the evening having sex with a blow-up doll and now the birds are singing while he's trying to get to sleep.

TRYING TO HAVE ....... Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that does not lead to amorous action

[308mate]

recalluk said:

Neil H said:

Translation: He spent the evening having sex with a blow-up doll and now the birds are singing while he's trying to get to sleep.

TRYING TO HAVE ....... Sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that does not lead to amorous action

I had to google it too.

[MGB Boy]

I prefer 5:15 by The Who

[Silverbullet767]

What the roosters biscuit fruit is going on here??