Witty idea for leaving card

[no1special]

Friend is leaving work tomorrow and I'm looking for witty ideas for writing in his card...

To help:

he has big ears
has recently left his wife for another bird
is leaving for much less money

fire away...the ruder the better!!

[dougc]

Alright big ears. The new bird won't hang around for long now you're skint.

[no1special]

dougc said:

Alright big ears. The new bird won't hang around for long now you're skint.

Like it!!!! Simple, yet straight to the point....
Might actually use that one!
Cheers

[BryanR]

Try this one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mC1P3AMj7k

[Sheets Tabuer]

First the wife now us, don't you have any loyalty you bd!!!

[working class]

Short and sweet...

fk off

[Matt_N]

Is this a post from the future from one of billbill's colleagues?

[working class]

Matt_N said:

Is this a post from the future from one of billbill's colleagues?

[gduk86]

Matt_N said:

Is this a post from the future from one of billbill's colleagues?

[Galsia]

Sign some random like:

"Congratulations on the new baby!"

or

"Nice working with you, Dave!" (only use this one if his name isn't Dave...)

[rev-erend]

BryanR said:

Try this one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mC1P3AMj7k

Very good !

[Sheets Tabuer]

I'll never forget you, you were my rock.

Linda xxx.

[Adenauer]

I'll never forget you, you were my rock.

Richard xxx.

[Cotty]

WHAT!

IM SIGNING A LEAVING CARD

NO HE'S A

[blindswelledrat]

Cotty said:

WHAT!

IM SIGNING A LEAVING CARD

NO HE'S A

I would be unlikely to put this one.

[Jgtv]

In huge letters in thick black marker pen

GOODBYE!!!! either before or after everyone else has written in it doesn't matter.

[pushthebutton]

We had a little collection for your leaving present and you owe us £5.47.

Cheers

[mikeyr]

Adenauer said:

I'll never forget you want my cock.

Richard xxx.

Typo's fixed for you

[escargot]

fk off hairy.

[NDA]

'You can't leave, I'm pregnant' Jan on reception.