I'm fine, thanks for asking.
I'm fine, thanks for asking.
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Cock Womble 7

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29,908 posts

260 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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The head wound is all scabbed-up, but self-diagnosis suggests no permanent damage. There maybe a bit of a scar to scare the grandchildren with. Not my grandchildren, obviously. Just another feature on a bonce that a phrenologist could retire on.

I do hope it heals up quickly, as I have to renew my photo-licence soon and don't really want to be carrying around a picture of an inmate from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest with me for the next ten years.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...

Original Poster

5,429 posts

206 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Apologies but I have clearly missed something here? I presume there is another post running with more details?

Monkeylegend

29,516 posts

261 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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How is the head?

D1bram

1,518 posts

201 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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So... what have you done to cause said injury?

Mini1275

11,098 posts

212 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Original Poster said:
Apologies but I have clearly missed something here? I presume there is another post running with more details?
If you've missed something then i have because i'm confused

bonsai

2,015 posts

210 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Original Poster said:
Apologies but I have clearly missed something here? I presume there is another post running with more details?
Indeed. Ask him to send you a photo of his throbbing head.

Cock Womble 7

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

260 months

Original Poster

5,429 posts

206 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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bonsai said:
Original Poster said:
Apologies but I have clearly missed something here? I presume there is another post running with more details?
Indeed. Ask him to send you a photo of his throbbing head.
OK...

Cock Womble, sir. ( smile ) would you be so kind to send me a picture of your head?

<queue various penis jokes>

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

228 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Is that semen on your hair?

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

223 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Ahhh CW7, you have been to have that treated, haven't you?

Forget that....just reread you original post nono


Typical bloody man!


Edited by Penny-lope on Thursday 17th June 14:35

Original Poster

5,429 posts

206 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Jesus christ...

Mafioso

2,412 posts

244 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Still none the wiser...

What actually happened?

Cock Womble 7

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

260 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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rhinochopig said:
Is that semen on your hair?
No, it's tissue paper.

Sheets Tabuer

21,488 posts

245 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Monkeylegend said:
How is the head?
He's not had any complaints.

Poledriver

29,606 posts

224 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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rhinochopig said:
Is that semen on your hair?
It's dust, he's been on that shelf far too long! biggrin

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

228 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
rhinochopig said:
Is that semen on your hair?
No, it's tissue paper.
So there is still a possibility of semen then.

Cock Womble 7

Original Poster:

29,908 posts

260 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Mafioso said:
Still none the wiser...

What actually happened?
I was on my balcony, taking a picture for the "Favourite Pictures Of Your Car" thread in GG. Like this:



When I'd finished, I turned around to go back into the kitchen and walked straight into this:



I appear to have dented it.

mat13

1,977 posts

211 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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sympathy we whistle

anonymous-user

84 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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Original Poster said:
bonsai said:
Original Poster said:
Apologies but I have clearly missed something here? I presume there is another post running with more details?
Indeed. Ask him to send you a photo of his throbbing head.
OK...

Cock Womble, sir. ( smile ) would you be so kind to send me a picture of your head?

<queue various penis jokes>
CUE FFS CUE!!

Sorry

CW7 did you get it stitched in the end?

Dave^

7,901 posts

283 months

Thursday 17th June 2010
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CW7 said:
Aerial poles on your balcony that split your head open when you walk into them like a tt.
and

CW7 said:
Seriously, I've got a headache and am accunulating quite a collection of horseshoe-shaped blood stains on my bit of kitchen roll.
TBH I'm disapointed... Couldn't you have made something "more PH" up?