trick questions

[slomax]

Okay, there are certain questions that people ask you and you have to think before answering them. Not because you are trying to work them out, but because you need to judge the reaction.
a few examples:-

1.
my brother- What do you think of my new glasses? I'm not too sure about them.
me- Yes, they're fine (blatant lie)
OR
me- No, I they're not my cup of tea

2.
(female friend)- do you think I'm getting fat?
(me)- no
(female friend)- now come on, don't lie
(me)- okay, maybe a little bit
(female friend)- *slap*
OR
say no again and remain slap free

What do you do? Do you lie to keep the person happy? Or do you tell the truth because it's the right thing to do?

[sonic_2k_uk]

1) You look like a tt.

2) Who ate all the pies? *slap* (they get used to the truth eventually).

Truth!

Edited by sonic_2k_uk on Thursday 17th June 22:58

[don4l]

slomax said:

Okay, there are certain questions that people ask you and you have to think before answering them. Not because you are trying to work them out, but because you need to judge the reaction.
a few examples:-

1.
my brother- What do you think of my new glasses? I'm not too sure about them.
me- Yes, they're fine (blatant lie)
OR
me- No, I they're not my cup of tea

2.
(female friend)- do you think I'm getting fat?
(me)- no
(female friend)- now come on, don't lie
(me)- okay, maybe a little bit
(female friend)- *slap*
OR
say no again and remain slap free

What do you do? Do you lie to keep the person happy? Or do you tell the truth because it's the right thing to do?

Tell your brother the truth.

To your female friend the correct answer is:-
"No, you are not as skinny as you used to be. Now you're just right."

Don
--

[ZOLLAR]

My friends (both male and female) and family know i'll give a truthfull answer not in a rude way but i will tell them what i think sometimes they don't agree but mostly they have thanked me for being honest.

Edited by ZOLLAR on Thursday 17th June 23:11

[cazzer]

The truth is never the right answer...ever.

[slomax]

don4l said:

To your female friend the correct answer is:-
"No, you are not as skinny as you used to be. Now you're just right."

You miss understand me.
She used to be a heifer, she is now a whale. Seriously, I wouldn't want to take in in THAT direction.

[Nolar Dog]

If they don't want to know the answer they shouldn't ask the question.

[ArtVandelay]

slomax said:

don4l said:

To your female friend the correct answer is:-
"No, you are not as skinny as you used to be. Now you're just right."

You miss understand me.
She used to be a heifer, she is now a whale. Seriously, I wouldn't want to take in in THAT direction.

In that case:

Her "Do you think I'm getting fat?"
You "what do you mean getting fat? Don't tell me you've only just noticed!"

[Jammy2008]

slomax said:

2.
(female friend)- do you think I'm getting fat?
(me)- no
(female friend)- now come on, don't lie
(me)- okay, maybe a little bit
(female friend)- *slap*
OR
say no again and remain slap free

You missed "Stand back so I can see all of you."

[The Nur]

Nolar Dog said:

If they don't want to know the answer they shouldn't ask the question.

Well put.

[don4l]

Nolar Dog said:

If they don't want to know the answer they shouldn't ask the question.

Quite right.

Unfortunately, most women do not seem to have the same rational point of view that you have.

Don
--

[Superficial]

Honesty is the best policy

[goldblum]

1) You look like a tt

2) I think you look gorgeous (I like fat birds sometimes..)

[DBSV8]

1, what was that Edna.......... Everage ?

2, put it this way love , does the expression "beached whale " conjur any image

[SFMXKR]

Jammy2008 said:

slomax said:

2.
(female friend)- do you think I'm getting fat?
(me)- no
(female friend)- now come on, don't lie
(me)- okay, maybe a little bit
(female friend)- *slap*
OR
say no again and remain slap free

You missed "Stand back so I can see all of you."

Don't ask a question that you don't want an honest answer to.. IMO.

[ezi]

slomax said:

2.
(female friend)- do you think I'm getting fat?
(me)- no
(female friend)- now come on, don't lie
(me)- okay, maybe a little bit
(female friend)- *slap*
OR
say no again and remain slap free

It's your duty as a man to tell her the truth. Otherwise you're no better than her fit mates who tell her she's beautiful, eventually they start to beleive their bullst and end up bouncing around nightclubs thinking they look the dogs bks.

[sneijder]

I wouldn't say fat as such, but I've noticed you have to throw your handbag from one hand to the other. Also, could you please release me from your gravitational pull ? I seem to be stuck on orbit.

I used to wear glasses, I got called allsorts, speccy four eyes, Joe 90. I'm not going to that opticians again [/HarryHill]

Guess who I bumped into in the opticians ?

Everyone.

[davemac250]

Take the 5th!

[V8mate]

don4l said:

Nolar Dog said:

If they don't want to know the answer they shouldn't ask the question.

Quite right.

Unfortunately, most women do not seem to have the same rational point of view that you have.

Don
--

<snigger>

[GTIR]

Trick question.
What hand do you wipe your bum with?


Always gets me that one.