Leaving work email - 2 hrs to go
Discussion
If you're going to attempt a joke keep it strictly above the line - i.e. don't single any one out and don't mention the shenanigans of the last xmas do. What you can get away with in your speech around the cake table, you might not be able to get away with written in an email - doesn't always come across properly..! 
The best I have so far is:
Regarding my last cunning plan (and to quote Blackadder): “Well, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of here by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here? Good luck everybody”
that's the last line from Blackadder Goes Forth and is kind of the level of humour I'm aiming for. nothing personal, nothing that will upset anyone
Regarding my last cunning plan (and to quote Blackadder): “Well, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of here by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here? Good luck everybody”
that's the last line from Blackadder Goes Forth and is kind of the level of humour I'm aiming for. nothing personal, nothing that will upset anyone
Mag1calTrev0r said:
The best I have so far is:
Regarding my last cunning plan (and to quote Blackadder): “Well, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of here by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here? Good luck everybody”
that's the last line from Blackadder Goes Forth and is kind of the level of humour I'm aiming for. nothing personal, nothing that will upset anyone
If you use that and leave one of your wacky collection of ties that you wore to work on your chair as a memento of your time there - for example the Homer Simpson one, I think it is job done.Regarding my last cunning plan (and to quote Blackadder): “Well, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was better than my plan to get out of here by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here? Good luck everybody”
that's the last line from Blackadder Goes Forth and is kind of the level of humour I'm aiming for. nothing personal, nothing that will upset anyone
Edited by limpsfield on Friday 18th June 15:04
I am so sad at leaving, I never knew when she came to interview and I was struck by how absolutely stunning she was, she looked just like Katherine Jenkins, she had a body to die for, slim with boobs that are perhaps a little big for the rest of her body that she'd shaft me this way.
good luck with it:
you could send around some wise words of wisdom. something to help if there is an issue in the future...
this could work....
This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done
you could send around some wise words of wisdom. something to help if there is an issue in the future...
this could work....
This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done
Sheets Tabuer said:
I am so sad at leaving, I never knew when she came to interview and I was struck by how absolutely stunning she was, she looked just like Katherine Jenkins, she had a body to die for, slim with boobs that are perhaps a little big for the rest of her body that she'd shaft me this way.
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You should all know by know that today is my last day
Of working in the position of Technical Support Agent
Under the supervision of A.N.Other.
Countless hours have been spent ensuring that a good level
Of support has been provided to all of our valued
Customers.
Keep up the good work and see you at my leaving do on
Saturday...
You should all know by know that today is my last day
Of working in the position of Technical Support Agent
Under the supervision of A.N.Other.
Countless hours have been spent ensuring that a good level
Of support has been provided to all of our valued
Customers.
Keep up the good work and see you at my leaving do on
Saturday...
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