Banned from an army camp, WTF?!!!
Banned from an army camp, WTF?!!!
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Tow Vehicle Rqrd

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1,217 posts

213 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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My OH is in the army, where you'd think a few pops and bangs from a TVR exhaust system would be fairly insignificant compared to the major-league boys' toys within the camp. Wrong. Went to visit him at work recently and had to oblige the guys at the gate with a little blip of the throttle. Just a small one, and only the one. It was early evening - I could understand people being pissed off if it happened in the middle of the night - but it was about 7.30. I have now been banned from an army camp, or rather my TVR has been banned. WTF??

So come on, 'fess up, who's been banned from somewhere really daft, and why?

wildoliver

9,318 posts

246 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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My car was banned from the teachers car park at both college and uni.

It still got parked there every day mind :P

theironduke

6,995 posts

218 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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Who banned you? what position/rank? just out of interest.

GTIR

24,741 posts

296 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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Next time leave the Burqa at home ok.

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

225 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
So come on, 'fess up, who's been banned from somewhere really daft, and why?
Got banned from The Lounge for a week for an offensive post. frown

And the Isle of Man for 5 years

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

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213 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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theironduke said:
Who banned you? what position/rank? just out of interest.
The sergeant-major I think. My boyfriend and I think its hilarious but the guy went berserk apparently. Ooops!

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

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Sunday 20th June 2010
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GTIR said:
Next time leave the Burqa at home ok.
Aah st, I didn't think about that!

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

225 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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It seems a bit "killjoy" at that time. frown

Poledriver

29,606 posts

224 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
had to oblige the guys at the gate with a little blip of the throttle. Just a small one, and only the one.
Yeah right, I know you better than that! biggrin

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

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Sunday 20th June 2010
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Nolar Dog said:
It seems a bit "killjoy" at that time. frown
Absolutely! Daft sod. It's not as if its a bloody nursing home, is it. Constant noise.

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

Original Poster:

1,217 posts

213 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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Poledriver said:
Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
had to oblige the guys at the gate with a little blip of the throttle. Just a small one, and only the one.
Yeah right, I know you better than that! biggrin
No really. Honest!

Ikemi

8,610 posts

235 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
Nolar Dog said:
It seems a bit "killjoy" at that time. frown
Absolutely! Daft sod. It's not as if its a bloody nursing home, is it. Constant noise.
Jealousy? I know a few mates in the RAF and there is a lot of nice metal in the car parks ... The majority of them would welcome a few blips of the throttle! Perhaps the SGM was having a particularly bad day, as it seems a bit of an over-reaction!

Poledriver

29,606 posts

224 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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6 am Hoon and drive-by anyone? hehe

Dixie68

3,091 posts

217 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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You'd be surprised what can cause problems. On one base I was at we weren't allowed to do aircraft engine runs, (to test engines), at constantly shifting times in the evening because of the noise, normally around 9pm until the morning - but if there was as officers 'do' on we'd get banned from doing it from about 6pm. Funnily enough if there was a junior ranks or NCOs 'do' on no such bans were imposed.
If you were by the gate then presumably you were by the guardhouse and they may have been narked at you disturbing the off-shift armed guards in their downtime, but shift handover used to be around 7pm so maybe not.
You probably just got up the nose of a very junior or very senior officer.
I was banned from using tools in metalwork and woodwork at school because they didn't want me to handle sharp implements... because my older brother had cut the top of one if his fingers off on a bandsaw, (maybe they thought it was hereditry).
Edit - ah a Sergeant Major, unfortunately what they says goes

Edited by Dixie68 on Sunday 20th June 22:18

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

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Sunday 20th June 2010
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Poledriver said:
6 am Hoon and drive-by anyone? hehe
Sounds like a plan. But I might get spanked next time

Robert Burns

915 posts

199 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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I got banned from working in certain chemical plants at work

Edited by Robert Burns on Sunday 20th June 22:25

Poledriver

29,606 posts

224 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
Poledriver said:
6 am Hoon and drive-by anyone? hehe
Sounds like a plan. But I might get spanked next time
So you're up for it then? hehe

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

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213 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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Poledriver said:
Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
Poledriver said:
6 am Hoon and drive-by anyone? hehe
Sounds like a plan. But I might get spanked next time
So you're up for it then? hehe
Can you give him any tips?

Poledriver

29,606 posts

224 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
Poledriver said:
Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
Poledriver said:
6 am Hoon and drive-by anyone? hehe
Sounds like a plan. But I might get spanked next time
So you're up for it then? hehe
Can you give him any tips?
Don't let him touch your keys?

rofl

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

Original Poster:

1,217 posts

213 months

Sunday 20th June 2010
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Poledriver said:
Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
Poledriver said:
Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
Poledriver said:
6 am Hoon and drive-by anyone? hehe
Sounds like a plan. But I might get spanked next time
So you're up for it then? hehe
Can you give him any tips?
Don't let him touch your keys?

rofl