The things you see at traffic lights

[C8PPO]

Middle of the day, middle of the week. Sat at a set of lights, small hatchback pulls up alongside me, I take a cursory glance at the two female occupants, who then proceed to snog the face off each other. Novel.

Both of them, however, would struggle to register on the "Top 25 million attractive UK women" list

[Jonny671]

I've not had anything good at traffic lights yet.

[XMG5]

C8PPO said:

Middle of the day, middle of the week. Sat at a set of lights, small hatchback pulls up alongside me, I take a cursory glance at the two female occupants, who then proceed to snog the face off each other. Novel.

Both of them, however, would struggle to register on the "Top 25 million attractive UK women" list

Which one had the crewcut and mock sideburns? There's always one!!

[Penny-lope]

I saw a young gent with his hands down his jeans the other day.....seemed to be rearranging the crown jewels

[Summertime]

Do you lot drive HGV'S ?

[Monkey boy 1]

I saw a Red light, an Amber light and a Green light.

[Pigeon]

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
That is what I said.

I Like traffic lights
I Like traffic lights
I Like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
That is what he said.

He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights.
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.

I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I Like traffic lights.
I-- Oh, God!

[Cock Womble 7]

Summertime said:

Do you lot drive HGV'S ?

They do offer a far superior viewpoint.

[Cock Womble 7]

Pigeon said:

I Like traffic lights.

And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.

[Famous Graham]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Pigeon said:

I Like traffic lights.

And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.

Nice video.

[Silent1]

Penny-lope said:

I saw a young gent with his hands down his jeans the other day.....seemed to be rearranging the crown jewels

All men do that, it's a natural reflex

[Penny-lope]

Silent1 said:

Penny-lope said:

I saw a young gent with his hands down his jeans the other day.....seemed to be rearranging the crown jewels

All men do that, it's a natural reflex

No no, this guy had his belt undone, and trousers half way past his arse, and his hands down his boxers...


....actually come to think about it

[Famous Graham]

Penny-lope said:

....actually come to think about it

I'm sure he did.

[ShadownINja]

C8PPO said:

two female occupants, who then proceed to snog the face off each other. Novel.

Both of them, however, would struggle to register on the "Top 25 million attractive UK women" list

Saw similar in Tesco. I thought, "Cut it out, I'm about to buy my dinner."

[funkyrobot]

Penny-lope said:

Silent1 said:

Penny-lope said:

I saw a young gent with his hands down his jeans the other day.....seemed to be rearranging the crown jewels

All men do that, it's a natural reflex

No no, this guy had his belt undone, and trousers half way past his arse, and his hands down his boxers...


....actually come to think about it

Where were you when this happened?

[Cock Womble 7]

XMG5 said:

Which one had the crewcut and mock sideburns? There's always one!

Ripe recipients for the non-PC question "So, who wears the dungarees in your relationship?"

[Silent1]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Summertime said:

Do you lot drive HGV'S ?

They do offer a far superior viewpoint.

My tractor is even better, HGVs look up to me, in both power and height.
700hp baby

[funkyrobot]

When I used to visit friends in Nottingham I would always be driving back home in the early hours of the morning. Sometimes I would get to a set of red lights and stop (I know how that sounds ). Anyway, I used to see these loverly ladies with fur coats and really high skirts on.

[Penny-lope]

funkyrobot said:

Penny-lope said:

Silent1 said:

Penny-lope said:

I saw a young gent with his hands down his jeans the other day.....seemed to be rearranging the crown jewels

All men do that, it's a natural reflex

No no, this guy had his belt undone, and trousers half way past his arse, and his hands down his boxers...


....actually come to think about it

Where were you when this happened?

In my car, at a set of traffic lights...hence why I replied to the thread

(he was just standing at the side of the road...waiting to cross I assume?)

Edited by Penny-lope on Monday 21st June 14:57

[The Trig]

Driving back from Bournemouth yesterday, stopped at lights, checked rear view mirror. It then dawned on me that the driver had his hand down the blouse of the passenger and was cupping a mighty handfull of boob.

Gotta love the summer.