We're here, We're Clear, We don't want anymore bears!

[TheEnd]

Word has it that there is a bear lose on the streets on Warrington.

It's friday night, so i'm sure there would be plenty of hairy beasts on show, but this one came from a circus i believe.

His Brother, Paddington, refused to comment...

[Laurel Green]

Police have called for calm and to bear with it whilst they make their investigations.

[TheEnd]

I hope this is true, can't get a proper source on it yet, as there is a lot of mileage in it.

Even if it isn't, a friday night panic should brighten up the day.

[Laurel Green]

I can see it now; bear wandering down the High Street and, some drunken reveler running up and trying to give the bear a hug thinking it is someone in fancy-dress.

[Guvna]

Lets hope it doesn't breed with a fox and create a serious baby muncher

[TheEnd]

It's all gone quiet now,
either he's smarter than the average Warringtonian, or somebody misheard a policeman talking about a grizzly beast.

[GilbertGrape]

Maybe it went to a pub..

[Negative Creep]

I'm sick of the Bear Tax, I already pay the Homer Tax!

That's the Home Owner Tax

Well either way I'm still outraged

[GTIR]

In the morning it'll be a bit grizzly.

Knock, knock...

[nelly1]

GilbertGrape said:

Maybe it went to a pub...

I'd follow him.

...but only in the early '80s...

Edited by nelly1 on Saturday 26th June 06:25

[Don]

He'll be looking for some woods shortly. Any near Warrington?

[GTIR]

nelly1 said:

GilbertGrape said:

Maybe it went to a pub...

I'd follow him.

...but only in the early '80s...

Hoffmiester!


No, hold on....





Heyyyyy!

[Alex97]

Negative Creep said:

I'm sick of the Bear Tax, I already pay the Homer Tax!

That's the Home Owner Tax

Well either way I'm still outraged

Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!

[TheEnd]

It's like a freakin country bear jambaroo around here.

Or not as the case may be..
Shame, that would have been fun

[Marf]

Alex97 said:

Negative Creep said:

I'm sick of the Bear Tax, I already pay the Homer Tax!

That's the Home Owner Tax

Well either way I'm still outraged

Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!

Homer: Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.
Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, sweetie.
Lisa: Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: I see.
Lisa: But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock

[zac510]

hehe, looks like bad news for the.. Impson family!

[toxgobbler]

Follow it, you may find some great lager or something


Edited to add, nuts someone beat me to it

Edited by toxgobbler on Saturday 26th June 23:45

[Jammy2008]

Negative Creep said:

I'm sick of the Bear Tax, I already pay the Homer Tax!

That's the Home Owner Tax

Well either way I'm still outraged

Beat me to it!

[Poledriver]

Fozzy, come home, all is forgiven!

[HOGEPH]

Could be trouble bruin...