Stag Humiliation wanted in Edinburgh
Discussion
Gents, I'm in need of some assistance. Last month I was subjected to a very large unpleasant surprise which unduly stripped and whipped me on my stag. This time around its the friend who delivered me such pain and agony and thus I must return the favour. My first thoughts were to subject him to an attractive looking pre-op stripper who could lull him into a false sense of security before whipping the old boy out on him. Does anyone know if I could get hold of one of these in Scotland?
Alternatively, anything else which could cause him to be emotionally scarred for the next few weeks, if not months.
Alternatively, anything else which could cause him to be emotionally scarred for the next few weeks, if not months.
Hit him on the head with a brick and while he is unconcious do this:
Get a thick copper pipe (about a foot in length) and while wearing gloves stuff about two feet of barbed wire inside the copper pipe, this will take a while to do, so make sure you have another freind on standby to knock the stag out again if he awakes.
Smear Vasaline all over the copper pipe and insert it with a confident shove into the stags arse as far as it will go until the stag starts to wake up, get friend B to knock him out again at this point.
Now, the tricky bit. You need to poke a broom handle into the open end of the pipe that is lubed up, full of barbed wire and in the stags anus. Put your right foot on his right arse cheek and in one swift motion pull the pipe out while keeping the broom handle steady. You will know this has worked in two ways:
1) The lubed up copper pipe will now be half way up the broom handle and a frankly immense blossom of barbed wire will have filled the stags anal cavity with the force of a thousand suns exploding.
2) Friend B will have to knock the stag out again.
OK, so we have an anus full of hate, but now what? Well, for the final piece of the puzzle tie a toe rope to the blood stained bit of barbed wire poking out of the lucky groom and tie the other end to the rear bumper of your car.
Friend B can now relax, let him sit in the drivers seat (remove all rear view mirrors, friend B has seen enough at this point).
Give friend B the signal - think of doing this in the style of that girl who started the drag race in grease, maybe wave a flag, I dunno.
Car races off, guts out, hilarity ensues!
Get a thick copper pipe (about a foot in length) and while wearing gloves stuff about two feet of barbed wire inside the copper pipe, this will take a while to do, so make sure you have another freind on standby to knock the stag out again if he awakes.
Smear Vasaline all over the copper pipe and insert it with a confident shove into the stags arse as far as it will go until the stag starts to wake up, get friend B to knock him out again at this point.
Now, the tricky bit. You need to poke a broom handle into the open end of the pipe that is lubed up, full of barbed wire and in the stags anus. Put your right foot on his right arse cheek and in one swift motion pull the pipe out while keeping the broom handle steady. You will know this has worked in two ways:
1) The lubed up copper pipe will now be half way up the broom handle and a frankly immense blossom of barbed wire will have filled the stags anal cavity with the force of a thousand suns exploding.
2) Friend B will have to knock the stag out again.
OK, so we have an anus full of hate, but now what? Well, for the final piece of the puzzle tie a toe rope to the blood stained bit of barbed wire poking out of the lucky groom and tie the other end to the rear bumper of your car.
Friend B can now relax, let him sit in the drivers seat (remove all rear view mirrors, friend B has seen enough at this point).
Give friend B the signal - think of doing this in the style of that girl who started the drag race in grease, maybe wave a flag, I dunno.
Car races off, guts out, hilarity ensues!
Edited by tossbag on Tuesday 29th June 01:17
www.bare-necessity-strippers.co.uk will cater for humilation in style!
tossbag said:
Hit him on the head with a brick and while he is unconcious do this:
Get a thick copper pipe (about a foot in length) and while wearing gloves stuff about two feet of barbed wire inside the copper pipe, this will take a while to do, so make sure you have another freind on standby to knock the stag out again if he awakes.
Smear Vasaline all over the copper pipe and insert it with a confident shove into the stags arse as far as it will go until the stag starts to wake up, get friend B to knock him out again at this point.
Now, the tricky bit. You need to poke a broom handle into the open end of the pipe that is lubed up, full of barbed wire and in the stags anus. Put your right foot on his right arse cheek and in one swift motion pull the pipe out while keeping the broom handle steady. You will know this has worked in two ways:
1) The lubed up copper pipe will now be half way up the broom handle and a frankly immense blossom of barbed wire will have filled the stags anal cavity with the force of a thousand suns exploding.
2) Friend B will have to knock the stag out again.
OK, so we have an anus full of hate, but now what? Well, for the final piece of the puzzle tie a toe rope to the blood stained bit of barbed wire poking out of the lucky groom and tie the other end to the rear bumper of your car.
Friend B can now relax, let him sit in the drivers seat (remove all rear view mirrors, friend B has seen enough at this point).
Give friend B the signal - think of doing this in the style of that girl who started the drag race in grease, maybe wave a flag, I dunno.
Car races off, guts out, hilarity ensues!
now that sounds particularly vindictive. And worrying given the amount of thought you have put into each step of the process. Get a thick copper pipe (about a foot in length) and while wearing gloves stuff about two feet of barbed wire inside the copper pipe, this will take a while to do, so make sure you have another freind on standby to knock the stag out again if he awakes.
Smear Vasaline all over the copper pipe and insert it with a confident shove into the stags arse as far as it will go until the stag starts to wake up, get friend B to knock him out again at this point.
Now, the tricky bit. You need to poke a broom handle into the open end of the pipe that is lubed up, full of barbed wire and in the stags anus. Put your right foot on his right arse cheek and in one swift motion pull the pipe out while keeping the broom handle steady. You will know this has worked in two ways:
1) The lubed up copper pipe will now be half way up the broom handle and a frankly immense blossom of barbed wire will have filled the stags anal cavity with the force of a thousand suns exploding.
2) Friend B will have to knock the stag out again.
OK, so we have an anus full of hate, but now what? Well, for the final piece of the puzzle tie a toe rope to the blood stained bit of barbed wire poking out of the lucky groom and tie the other end to the rear bumper of your car.
Friend B can now relax, let him sit in the drivers seat (remove all rear view mirrors, friend B has seen enough at this point).
Give friend B the signal - think of doing this in the style of that girl who started the drag race in grease, maybe wave a flag, I dunno.
Car races off, guts out, hilarity ensues!
Edited by tossbag on Tuesday 29th June 01:17
One that is somewhat less umm "intrusive" that has been done in the past is wait 'till stag is passed out then ensure that his brown eye has a liberal coating of deap heat. if you get a Kathoey stripper ensure that there are some rather compromising pictures for him to find in the morning also.
Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
www.bare-necessity-strippers.co.uk will cater for humilation in style!
From that website we hired "Candy" once for my mates 21st, all chipped in £10, she turned up in the worst ever police womans fancy dress, horrible fake hair extensions & wonky fake boobs.My mate by this point had locked himself in his bathroom at his parents, his mum gave us a s drill to take the hinges off.
We had to carry him downstairs & said stripper stripped him down to his boxers as he wouldnt go naked.
She then tied her stockings roudn him like a bonnet, covered him in whipped cream and rode him round the living room.
Bloody hilarious.
But a horror of a woman!
Trannie a grams are suprisingly not easy to find, we looked for ages to get a hot looking geezer bird to do a sexy stripper routine, bj's etc on our apprentice's 18's, before wipping out the todger and giving him a coshing but couldn't find one anywhere and that was in Kent,Essex & London where you'd kind of expect to find one. I guess it's a bit too much of a high risk occupation and the life insurance premiums must be sky high.
Rob13 said:
Gents, I'm in need of some assistance. Last month I was subjected to a very large unpleasant surprise which unduly stripped and whipped me on my stag. This time around its the friend who delivered me such pain and agony and thus I must return the favour. My first thoughts were to subject him to an attractive looking pre-op stripper who could lull him into a false sense of security before whipping the old boy out on him. Does anyone know if I could get hold of one of these in Scotland?
Alternatively, anything else which could cause him to be emotionally scarred for the next few weeks, if not months.
He did this last month, knowing you'd return the favourAlternatively, anything else which could cause him to be emotionally scarred for the next few weeks, if not months.
So he wants to be humiliated by a fat bird with poor personal hygeine.Send him to a random pub in Edinburgh, tell him to dress normally, then have a night out in London without him.
Don't forget to send regular texts to tell him what a great time you're having
When he is drunk inject him with Heroin. Repeat this process when he comes down.
You can laugh at him for months and months as he loses his fiance, house, job and posessions as he falls into the life of an addict, eventually living on the streets.
Oh, how you'll chortle in the pub as he comes in with a dog on string selling the big issue.
You can laugh at him for months and months as he loses his fiance, house, job and posessions as he falls into the life of an addict, eventually living on the streets.
Oh, how you'll chortle in the pub as he comes in with a dog on string selling the big issue.
Get a group of you with balaclavas and kidnap his family, video their torture and pleading wails and screams, and then show him the video. Or you could pay to have him fitted with a colostomy bag against his will. Humiliation 'fun' will ensure he remembers it for the rest of his life and and will also ensure his missus never lets him out for a beer with you ever again, but its ok cos you can blame it on her indoors being a dragon.
....or, you could just have a laugh together
....or, you could just have a laugh together
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