Why do certain areas smell moist and salty?

[BrabusMog]

I have the rather dubious honour of currently working in Farnborough (Hampshire) and tonight I had to walk to the train station as I am off for a long weekend. The air smelt, if you can forgive my crude description, like spunk! I have noticed this in another nasty little towns, is there a (sensible) explanation?

[ZOLLAR]

I think you just need to give your jacket a real good wash as the smell may not be coming from the city's

[anonymous-user]

ZOLLAR said:

I think you just need to give your jacket a real good wash as the smell may not be coming from the city's

harsh, very harsh This could be another good thread in the making

[Sheets Tabuer]

Had you burped moments before?

[ZOLLAR]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Had you burped moments before?

Genuine seriously

[BrabusMog]

Being a real sex addict has been a challenge to keep under-wraps at work but has encouraged me to maintain a high level of personal hygeine. As such, I definitely don't smell like a used kleenex!

[V8mate]

I thought he'd sniffed his missus' snatch after she'd come home from 'working late'.

[ZOLLAR]

This thread is going downhill very quickly!

[HBLC]

Have you been buying knock off aftershave down the covered market again?

[BrabusMog]

V8mate said:

I thought he'd sniffed his missus' snatch after she'd come home from 'working late'.

Pffft, she'd have to get a job first!

[ad551]

Sounds like you got a waft of Kerry Katona - it can happen anywhere, depending on the prevailing wind.

[Johnnytheboy]

There was a point in about 2003 when a section of the M27 always smelt kind of musty, like a mop that's been put away damp.

My assistant told me there'd been something in the local news about it, and it was thought to be some kind of fungal outbreak in the soil. She was mad as a sack of squirrels, mind you, so that could have all been in her tiny little mind.

[Eggman]

I think it's a particular type of bush (fnarr!) with small white flowers that makes this smell. When I was a student there used to be one on the way to the tube station that we referred to as 'the jism tree'.

[Matt Black]

Perhaps a passing poof farted?

[bigandclever]

MysticMeg said:

You've got a moustache haven't you.

[Laurel Green]

I believe there is a weekly meeting for the 'premature ejaculation society' held close by. Can you spot any slug-like-trails as these should lead to the offending culprits.

[HOGEPH]

Laurel Green said:

I believe there is a weekly meeting for the 'premature ejaculation society' held close by. Can you spot any slug-like-trails as these should lead to the offending culprits.

The meeting hasn't been organised yet, but it's coming soon.

[Mr.Jimbo]

HOGEPH said:

Laurel Green said:

I believe there is a weekly meeting for the 'premature ejaculation society' held close by. Can you spot any slug-like-trails as these should lead to the offending culprits.

The meeting hasn't been organised yet, but it's coming soon.

Is there a dress code? I was just going to come in my pants.

[Stu R]

Mr.Jimbo said:

HOGEPH said:

Laurel Green said:

I believe there is a weekly meeting for the 'premature ejaculation society' held close by. Can you spot any slug-like-trails as these should lead to the offending culprits.

The meeting hasn't been organised yet, but it's coming soon.

Is there a dress code? I was just going to come in my pants.

[Astacus]