Thanks Mr Slug

[cobra kid]

I went into the kitchen barefoot this morning at 3.15 to get the Calpol for the little un. A couple of steps in, and I sense a squidginess underfoot. My first thought was "Oh, it's only a bit of pasta from tea last night". I put the light on, and no, it's Mr Slug who has wandered in and is now a little flatter and more punctured than he was before.

Cue a bout of trying to keep vom down while scraping him off my pink undersole.

Thanks.

[ZOLLAR]

[king arthur]

Thanks for sharing.

[mybrainhurts]

Are you French...?

[10 Pence Short]

Shouldn't this title be in the Motorsport forum?

[g3org3y]

[davido140]

cobra kid said:

I went into the kitchen barefoot this morning at 3.15 to get the Calpol for the little un. A couple of steps in, and I sense a squidginess underfoot. My first thought was "Oh, it's only a bit of pasta from tea last night". I put the light on, and no, it's Mr Slug who has wandered in and is now a little flatter and more punctured than he was before.

Cue a bout of trying to keep vom down while scraping him off my pink undersole.

Thanks.

you're not alone, I've done that before.

[Summertime]

Did you not try to revive him

[ben10]

Disgusting creatures! Cant stand them.

[Penny-lope]

Ohh not the best thing to read just as you are tucking into brunch

[king arthur]

ben10 said:

Disgusting creatures! Cant stand them.

But can stand on them, if you're like cobra kid.

[Flintstone]

You think that's bad? Try having a 14-stone dog dump outside your kitchen door, right where you put your (bare) foot at night.

[soad]

Unlucky there.

[Penny-lope]

I'll stick to the half chewed mouse, who's internal organs go pop when you step on it, thanks

[Flintstone]

Cured me of biting my toenails.

[ben10]

king arthur said:

ben10 said:

Disgusting creatures! Cant stand them.

But can stand on them, if you're like cobra kid.

[Escort2dr]

Spent 3 months counting and weighing Deroceras reticulatum as my MSc thesis. Had so many that they had to go in sub-divided dishes and then in the freezer until I got round to weighing them off. They do smell a bit rotten when defrosted and left for a bit

[Summertime]

Just three months ?

[Cupid Stunt]

Flintstone said:

You think that's bad? Try having a 14-stone dog dump outside your kitchen door, right where you put your (bare) foot at night.

How did you not see something that big?

[The Hypno-Toad]

a 14 stone dog turd??? Jesus, how bigs your dog? More to the point, what the hell have you been feeding him? Whatever, I bet it made his eyes water.

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Saturday 3rd July 16:20