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So, what do I do? My old m8 is 40, apparently hired a f
king boat to sale up & down a river(Jesus). I'm still in the dog house for apparently getting so pissed on the Sunday of the En-ger-land game that Ididn't know what year it was. (total bullst, I defo remember walking home & falling into vegetation, next thing I know I'm amazingly at home hugging the bog, Tardis?).
So, play it safe & keep pregnant wife happy OR get totally pissed in preparation for new born celebrations and face the wrath in the morning(if I live)??
Over to you..........
king boat to sale up & down a river(Jesus). I'm still in the dog house for apparently getting so pissed on the Sunday of the En-ger-land game that Ididn't know what year it was. (total bullst, I defo remember walking home & falling into vegetation, next thing I know I'm amazingly at home hugging the bog, Tardis?).So, play it safe & keep pregnant wife happy OR get totally pissed in preparation for new born celebrations and face the wrath in the morning(if I live)??
Over to you..........
ZOLLAR said:
Strangely enough im going on a boat with a "m8" this saturday and SWMBO is heavily pregnant too, do what you want as soon they will have a baby to distract them and will forget about your recent sins 
True, i got on OK with the last one (turned up day after with the MOTHER of all hang overs......Very sensible idea....get absolutely off your face....on a boat, no can't see any dangers there, well apart from drowning! Can't you just take it easy on the drink. Don't think you shouldn't go but compromise, promise not to get pissed and stick to it, don't give in to the inevitable coercing from mates, you're old enough to think for yourself.
becksW said:
Very sensible idea....get absolutely off your face....on a boat, no can't see any dangers there, well apart from drowning! Can't you just take it easy on the drink. Don't think you shouldn't go but compromise, promise not to get pissed and stick to it, don't give in to the inevitable coercing from mates, you're old enough to think for yourself.
But, but.....he's a bloke.It's what we do.
Tyre Smoke said:
becksW said:
Very sensible idea....get absolutely off your face....on a boat, no can't see any dangers there, well apart from drowning! Can't you just take it easy on the drink. Don't think you shouldn't go but compromise, promise not to get pissed and stick to it, don't give in to the inevitable coercing from mates, you're old enough to think for yourself.
But, but.....he's a bloke.It's what we do.
On my 40th I drove over the Applecross Pass for lunch at the Applecross Inn before coming back around the coast and on to the Loch Torridon Hotel for champagne and dinner.
No being horribly pissed involved but still very, very cool.
becksW said:
Very sensible idea....get absolutely off your face....on a boat, no can't see any dangers there, well apart from drowning! Can't you just take it easy on the drink. Don't think you shouldn't go but compromise, promise not to get pissed and stick to it, don't give in to the inevitable coercing from mates, you're old enough to think for yourself.
Gee's it was only in jest 
It's a cruise boat thing btw so no danger of falling over board(in theory).
Dave_ST220 said:
becksW said:
Very sensible idea....get absolutely off your face....on a boat, no can't see any dangers there, well apart from drowning Can't you just take it easy on the drink. Don't think you shouldn't go but compromise, promise not to get pissed and stick to it, don't give in to the inevitable coercing from mates, you're old enough to think for yourself.
Gee's it was only in jest Can't you just take it easy on the drink. Don't think you shouldn't go but compromise, promise not to get pissed and stick to it, don't give in to the inevitable coercing from mates, you're old enough to think for yourself. It's a cruise boat thing btw so no danger of falling over board(in theory).Sometime in the future:
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Dave_ST220 said:
You've got to help me.
I went on this boat right? The booze flowed and my memory of the night became hazy. But I think I remember one of the blokes breaking down and sobbing "Its no good...I've been without a woman for too long".
Then I woke up naked. Apart from a bow-tie.
Sort of in a big pile of mates.
Who were also sort of naked.
And I've got 'slut' written on my forehead, and it won't come off.
I'm sooo confused...???
I went on this boat right? The booze flowed and my memory of the night became hazy. But I think I remember one of the blokes breaking down and sobbing "Its no good...I've been without a woman for too long".
Then I woke up naked. Apart from a bow-tie.
Sort of in a big pile of mates.
Who were also sort of naked.
And I've got 'slut' written on my forehead, and it won't come off.
I'm sooo confused...???
becksW said:
Very sensible idea....get absolutely off your face....on a boat, no can't see any dangers there, well apart from drowning! Can't you just take it easy on the drink. Don't think you shouldn't go but compromise, promise not to get pissed and stick to it, don't give in to the inevitable coercing from mates, you're old enough to think for yourself.
Well about time; someone with a no nonsense, take responsibility for your actions, you only have yourself to blame based approach to male bad behaviour. Brilliant, if it wasn't for just one tiny little thing.
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