If you met an alien what would you do?

[DrTre]

I'm researching an EU funded project into peoples reactions upon meeting an extra terrestrial.

This ET is benign and friendly, until angered...but you don't know what angers it....until it's too late.

Edit: You're the first person on earth to meet them.

note: You can't "smash its back doors in" because it hasn't got any

Edited by DrTre on Friday 9th July 16:44

[Cock Womble 7]

"Take me to your larder".

[LaserTam]

"go home...."

[Soovy]

DrTre said:

............an EU funded project into peoples reactions upon meeting an extra terrestrial. ...........

A perfect example of everything that is wrong with the world, frankly.


C ntery.

[Cas_P]

Offer it a phone?

[sadako]

Use the guide regularly posted on 4chan, which I will repost here when I get home from work.

[captainzep]

Poke at it -then sniff/taste my finger?

Its a well-proven methodology.

[10 Pence Short]

Ask it if it knows the way to Rothbury.

[jmorgan]

Shoot it and see if its edible.

[Simbu]

Kill it and sell the autopsy video.

[tonym911]

tell it it's too late there's no money left

[omgus]

DrTre said:

I'm researching an EU funded project into peoples reactions upon meeting an extra terrestrial.

Seriously what the fk?

DrTre said:

This ET is benign and friendly, until angered...but you don't know what angers it....until it's too late.

Well in that case i would show it the Daily Mail, soon find out what angers it that way.

DrTre said:

Edit: You're the first person on earth to meet them.

Tell it that all the responsible adults have gone out and to come back later.

DrTre said:

note: You can't "smash its back doors in" because it hasn't got any

What does it say about PH that that was the first Reply i though would be posted when i read the thread title.

[TuxRacer]

DrTre said:

I'm researching an EU funded project into peoples reactions upon meeting an extra terrestrial.

What the...

DrTre said:

This ET is benign and friendly, until angered...but you don't know what angers it....until it's too late.

I reckon the EU could make it pretty angry. You are joking, right?

[CraigW]

see if it knows the answer to whether a chipped 335d is quicker than the petrol version.

[jmorgan]

Sacrifice an MP and be the first to worship the new lizard overlords?

[Justayellowbadge]

I would hope it was brighter than half the people on this thread.

If it proved to be so, I'd buy it a beer and tell it a joke.

[Balmoral Green]

DrTre said:

is benign and friendly, until angered...but you don't know what angers it.

What if trying not to anger it is what really angers it?

[king arthur]

It must have some back doors somewhere, shirley? How does it defecate?

[Dupont666]

Ask it the question that all blokes want to know and spend their whole life endlessly searching for the truth in the hoping that they may one day unravel the mystery that foxes them...













What makes a women mental and how do they work?

[Sheets Tabuer]

If they look like the woman in species I'd say

Welcome to Earth, yes I am the president.