Drunk man-0 Border collie's-2

[XJSJohn]

nothing more to say realy

sorry for the boring pppost, gonna pass out now.

[UncleRic]

A who has a what now?

[XJSJohn]

UncleRic said:

A who has a what now?

does not compute ...

:where is the face down smiloe:

[Morningside]

Have you:
A) Shagged it
B) Run it over
C) Shot it

You cannot leave it there, we need more information.

[HBLC]

I can't wait until tomorrow morning.

[MGZRod]

Morningside said:

Have you:
A) Shagged it
B) Run it over
C) Shot it

You cannot leave it there, we need more information.

I reckon he did C, then B, then A... Followed by C again.

[Cock Womble 7]

How many Border Collies were there?

The apostrophe in your title is misleading.

[V8mate]

MGZRod said:

Morningside said:

Have you:
A) Shagged it
B) Run it over
C) Shot it

You cannot leave it there, we need more information.

I reckon he did C, then B, then A... Followed by C again.

No, it's not minus two, as he use the same sign by the zero, so it's just two.

So the collie bummed him. Twice.

[ninja-lewis]

Morningside said:

Have you:
A) Shagged it
B) Run it over
C) Shot it

You cannot leave it there, we need more information.

It sounds like it may have been the other way round...

[Balmoral Green]

I reckon they were in costume, and no way was that Samurai sword real.

[UncleRic]

You lost 2-0 to one of these?



What did it do, cute you into submission?

[MGZRod]

UncleRic said:

You lost 2-0 to one of these?



What did it do, cute you into submission?

I know a few girls like that (not dogs...)

[XJSJohn]

bastids mugged me at the gate and knocked me over .... twice.

perhaps i had one to many sherry's last night.

:

[XJSJohn]

UncleRic said:

What did it do, cute you into submission?

thats their usual first line of attack!

[Tango13]

Round my way we have the "Labradoodle Mafia" as there is about 5 or 6 of the mad buggers

As the dog(s) walk towards you they are normal and well behaved but the instant you show any interest in them or attempt to be friendly they go batst mental! They will try to lick you to death and jump all over you to proove that they are your new best friend.

[king arthur]

XJSJohn said:

bastids mugged me at the gate and knocked me over .... twice.

perhaps i had one to many sherry's last night.

:

Did you get a description? Did they take anything of value?

[Tallbut Buxomly]

I would say his dignity but.......

[mattdaniels]

Were you in your sheep fancy dress costume again?