Things that don't do what it says on the tin

[DickyC]

We bought a silent kettle.

Ha! Noisiest kettle since my gran's whistling kettle that used to sit on her gas stove.

Silent kettle my arse.

[Sixpackpert]

[toast boy]

It's not really on the tin but Red Bull hasn't given me wings (yet).

[MX7]

Bar's Coolant Flush. Hopeless.

[Morningside]

Superglue - Ideal for fingers
No more Nails - crap stuff. Suggests using tacks until it holds

[Tyre Smoke]

Global warming

[Cock Womble 7]

"Easily re-sealable" packs of pasta/sugar/etc.

Rubbish.

[Tyre Smoke]

Cock Womble 7 said:

"Easily re-sealable" packs of pasta/sugar/etc.

Rubbish.

Or the easy open ones.

Just pull here......bugger it's ripped right accross the middle.

[Cock Womble 7]

Tyre Smoke said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

"Easily re-sealable" packs of pasta/sugar/etc.

Rubbish.

Or the easy open ones.

Just pull here......bugger it's ripped right accross the middle.

...and covered your worktops/kitchen floor with pasta or sugar.

[Laurel Green]

Dyson vacuum cleaners. The 'never loses suction' is complete bollix. Unless of course, one is forever cleaning the filters out.

[Morningside]

Lifetime Guarantee - That is, until the product is obsolete. On average 6 months.

Not used so much now
Future Proof - ???

[Dab of oppo]

Ametech!

[007 VXR]

Laurel Green said:

Dyson vacuum cleaners. The 'never loses suction' is complete bollix. Unless of course, one is forever cleaning the filters out.

dont marry it then

[Ganglandboss]

Dulux 'Once'.

[Morningside]

Ganglandboss said:

Dulux 'Once'.

Well said. I forgot that crap. .

[Laurel Green]

007 VXR said:

Laurel Green said:

Dyson vacuum cleaners. The 'never loses suction' is complete bollix. Unless of course, one is forever cleaning the filters out.

dont marry it then

Still have a Dyson(now unused) but due to lack-of-suck purchased an Henry.
I know, should have purchased an Hetty.

[ZOLLAR]

Sixpackpert said:

I received my iphone 4 on thursday and haven't had any problems famous last words! .

[Eggman]

Cillit Bang only appears to work on things that are already clean.

[TheEnd]

Dab of oppo said:

Ametech!

That'll turn up in the next web trawl!

BBQ firelighters..

[Sixpackpert]

ZOLLAR said:

Sixpackpert said:

I received my iphone 4 on thursday and haven't had any problems famous last words! .

Getting mine on Monday, hoping for no problems!!