URGENT: how to kill a spider quickly?

[North West Tom]

Saw something in the corner of my eye and it turns out it a big fker or a spider. Can i spray it with deodorant?

Hurry with suggestions!

[bonsai]

The quickest way almost certainly doesn't involve asking on the internet beforehand. You could have killed 20 spiders in the time it took you to start this thread.

[tonym911]

any sort of large-calibre weapon should do it

[Tyre Smoke]

What's that climbing up the wall? Black and hairy, very small.....

[rich1231]

No need to kill the thing you utter pleb.

[North West Tom]

Thing is though, if i kill it now, it'll fall onto my bed, and thhere's no way i'm touching the bugger.

[The Wookie]

ETA - You're pathetic

Edited by The Wookie on Tuesday 13th July 14:10

[Ayahuasca]

doogz said:

You can spray it with deodorant if you like. Does it smell bad?

It will take too long - it has eight armpits!

[louismchuge]

1) Grow a pair

2) Smash it

[Bluebarge]

North West Tom said:

Saw something in the corner of my eye and it turns out it a big fker or a spider. Can i spray it with deodorant?

Hurry with suggestions!

I'd work out which it is first. If it's not a spider, spraying it with deodorant may just get it excited.

[Reload]

Yes, spraying it with deodorant would probably kill it as the trachea in their abdomen which they breathe through lead directly to their internal organs.

Once you've killed it maybe you'd like to put a dress on and do a little dance as well.

[grumbledoak]

I have found, in times past, that throwing the OH out of the way and damn near kicking the wall down was very effective. If a trifle unpopular with the OH.

[Cock Womble 7]

[DrTre]

North West Tom said:

it turns out it a big fker or a spider.

RIP NWT. Bummed to death 13th July 2010 by a big fker.

[cal72]

North West Tom said:

turns out it a big fker or a spider. Hurry with suggestions!

Have a good look first, If spider deoderant but if a big fker ask it leave or you will call the cops.

[iggletiggle]

Tyre Smoke said:

What's that climbing up the wall? Black and hairy, very small.....

Cock Womble.. ?

ETA MTFU - smash the thing against the wall and let out a war cry similar to a hunter felling a mammoth...

Edited by iggletiggle on Tuesday 13th July 14:12

[Cock Womble 7]

Reload said:

as the trachea in their abdomen which they breathe through lead directly to their internal organs.

Spiracles.

[anonymous-user]

I'm afraid the only way to kill it is to torch your house to stop the spider multiplying and coming back.



Alternativly, you could just put a pint glass over it and trap it in with a piece of paper...

[philthy]

North West Tom said:

Saw something in the corner of my eye and it turns out it a big fker or a spider. Can i spray it with deodorant?

Hurry with suggestions!

Better if you combine the spray with a lighter flame

................but then you might just have a mahoosive burning spider running around your room

[DrTre]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Reload said:

as the trachea in their abdomen which they breathe through lead directly to their internal organs.

Spiracles.

No, it's true.