I sooo want this to be true.....

[off_again]

STOP

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12943...

Daily Whail article said:

Holly Willoughby has exposed the racy secrets that spice up her love life, which include going on date nights with her husband wearing nothing but a coat.

Oh, I sooo want this to be true....

CARRY ON

P.S. Sorry for the Daily Whail link.

[tribbles]

You'd like her husband to be wearing only a coat?

[rah1888]

She does seem to have that special blend of looking filthy enough, but you could take her home to the parents and your mum would be pleased with you.

[grumbledoak]

It won't be. Just the usual attention whoring.

[forsure]

I was worried there for a moment; surely there should be a comma after 'husband'.

[rich1231]

Plotloss said:

Why do you want it to be true?

You've got absolutely no chance of slinging one up it so why not continue with considering her to be naked under various rainwear, whilst you masturbate crying into your mum's pants.

Harsh but creative, nice one.

[Plotloss]

Why do you want it to be true?

You've got absolutely no chance of slinging one up it so why not continue with considering her to be naked under various rainwear, whilst you masturbate crying into your mum's pants.

[Prof Beard]

PistonHeads - punctuation matters

[stuttgartmetal]

Plotloss said:

Why do you want it to be true?

You've got absolutely no chance of slinging one up it so why not continue with considering her to be naked under various rainwear, whilst you masturbate spunking onto your mum's used pants.

efa

[off_again]

Christ, it was a bit of fun. Bit serious today aren't we?

[Don]

Plotloss said:

Why do you want it to be true?

You've got absolutely no chance of slinging one up it so why not continue with considering her to be naked under various rainwear, whilst you masturbate crying into your mum's pants.

Gem. Absolute gem.

[Sheets Tabuer]

She gets away with it because one eye can look at the hubby and the other can scan the street for potential peeping toms.

[Pints]

Don said:

Plotloss said:

Why do you want it to be true?

You've got absolutely no chance of slinging one up it so why not continue with considering her to be naked under various rainwear, whilst you masturbate crying into your mum's pants.

Gem. Absolute gem.

He's on top form today.

[SiH]

Pints said:

Don said:

Plotloss said:

Why do you want it to be true?

You've got absolutely no chance of slinging one up it so why not continue with considering her to be naked under various rainwear, whilst you masturbate crying into your mum's pants.

Gem. Absolute gem.

He's on top form today.

+1

[Olivero]

SiH said:

Pints said:

Don said:

Plotloss said:

Why do you want it to be true?

You've got absolutely no chance of slinging one up it so why not continue with considering her to be naked under various rainwear, whilst you masturbate crying into your mum's pants.

Gem. Absolute gem.

He's on top form today.

+1

You say that like its a bad thing...

[Astacus]

rich1231 said:

Plotloss said:

Why do you want it to be true?

You've got absolutely no chance of slinging one up it so why not continue with considering her to be naked under various rainwear, whilst you masturbate crying into your mum's pants.

Harsh but creative, nice one.

and coming from R1231, this is indeed praise

[TonyRPH]

What's that phlap phlap phlap noise?

[grumbledoak]

One hundred thousand deluded young men.

[working class]

I cannot see the attraction in her what so ever,

Fearne Cotton yes, but her, no.

[Dilligaf10]

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