Dita. Oh lord.

[Soovy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12945...

thud

Edited by Soovy on Wednesday 14th July 10:51

[RB Will]

Not doing it for me. Bit pale and I'm not all keen on the face.

[ZOLLAR]

Bring's a whole new meaning to "getting wet"

[Great Pretender]

RB Will said:

Not doing it for me. Bit pale and I'm not all keen on the face.

You looked at her face?

Ummm...

[Mr AJ]

I suddenly have an urge to buy anything that comes in green bottles.

[WorAl]

She is fantastic.

[Soovy]

WorAl said:

She is fantastic.

Indeed. She may not be the youngest, or absolutely the prettiest, but you just know she'd be lovely and dirtier than a pub toilet.

[SummerTime]

I like the settee

[DrTre]

SummerTime said:

I like the settee

Aye, tis tame compared to your photobox account, apparently

[alfa pint]

Not sure I'd want to near anything like that after Manson has thrown yoghurt everywhere at it.

[southendpier]

Not keen. So she's yours.

Soovy, out of interest how old are you? Because your public, weekly declaration of admiration for various fantasy(tic) internet ladies makes you out to be about 13 but you are a Barrister.

[Custard Test]

I have always admired Dita. I think she is great. Love the advert.

[Scott330ci]

I wood. fnarr

[lawrence567]

yes please

[Mr.Jimbo]

Bit pale?! Even Dracula would send her to the algarve for 2 weeks for 'a bit of colour'

Not overly keen, like it'd stop me

[poprock]

Dita von Teese is very nice to look at but as mad as a box of frogs.

Best enjoyed from afar, like most ladies in the burlesque scene.

[cal72]

Lipstick,Powder and Paint comes to mind.

[southendpier]

cal72 said:

Lipstick,Powder and Paint comes to mind.

is you is or is you aint.

[MorrisCRX]

Mr.Jimbo said:

Bit pale?!

Yup, thats the point chap... have a google about what she bases here style on.

[KB_S1]

Anyone watched 'that' video she made a while back that caused a flurry of of worry she may lose her Wonderbra endorsement?

Involved a young lady being tied to a chair.