I'm bored of this, not fair, whingey whinge
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Snotfair! Due to a combination of birth, background, education and lifestyle expectations, I am forced to sit in an office, go to meetings, and bluff my way through a professional career, when, to be frank, I am thicker than a whale omelette and would be out of my depth in a car park puddle.
If I didn't have a family to support, I'd p
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack, bedding a few wealthy divorcees along the way, then ending up impregnating a filthy rich hottie, or a rich filthy hottie. Oh, hang on, no that was Tom Cruise, I'm probably too tall for that, and I don't know how to make cocktails. Except White Russians.
Mmmmmmmmmmm.....White Russian......
Oh well, back to work.
As you were.

If I didn't have a family to support, I'd p
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack, bedding a few wealthy divorcees along the way, then ending up impregnating a filthy rich hottie, or a rich filthy hottie. Oh, hang on, no that was Tom Cruise, I'm probably too tall for that, and I don't know how to make cocktails. Except White Russians. Mmmmmmmmmmm.....White Russian......
Oh well, back to work.
As you were.

jesta1865 said:
andy400 said:
Snotfair! 
sorry mate, these were the only 2 funny bits for me 

i do wish i could run a beach bar somewhere though.
I'll get over it.
At least I'm currently working 0.9 miles from home, rather than my previous 1000 miles from home.
VEA said:
andy400 said:
Snotfair! I'd p
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack,

I am about to do exactly this.
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack, 
Sorry that's probably not what you want to hear really is it?
Good luck to you.
I have these moments, I'll be happier tomorrow.
I hope.....
andy400 said:
VEA said:
andy400 said:
Snotfair! I'd p
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack,

I am about to do exactly this.
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack, 
Sorry that's probably not what you want to hear really is it?
Good luck to you.
I have these moments, I'll be happier tomorrow.
I hope.....
Wonder how much I will need?
Until then keep on contracting
VEA said:
andy400 said:
Snotfair! I'd p
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack,

I am about to do exactly this.
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack, 
Sorry that's probably not what you want to hear really is it?

Rub rub rub.
(that's me rubbing it in, not knocking one out)I've also lived in Thailand and Singapore, after pissing off round the world twenty years ago. rub rub rub.
And I currently work in the USA. rubbety rub rub rub.

King Herald said:
VEA said:
andy400 said:
Snotfair! I'd p
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack,

I am about to do exactly this.
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack, 
Sorry that's probably not what you want to hear really is it?

Rub rub rub.
(that's me rubbing it in, not knocking one out)I've also lived in Thailand and Singapore, after pissing off round the world twenty years ago. rub rub rub.
And I currently work in the USA. rubbety rub rub rub.

andy400 said:
VEA said:
andy400 said:
Snotfair! I'd p
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack,

I am about to do exactly this.
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack, 
Sorry that's probably not what you want to hear really is it?
Good luck to you.
I have these moments, I'll be happier tomorrow.
I hope.....
I got to the same stage as you, bored and pissed off all the time, so the gf and I decided sodd it, lets go have some fun. 4 weeks later we had booked our flights.
Off for 2 years. Cannot wait!
ETA
Sorry I have hijacked your missery thread.
Edited by VEA on Thursday 15th July 17:14
King Herald said:
I did it twenty years ago, and I am currently living in the Philippines. 
Rub rub rub.
(that's me rubbing it in, not knocking one out)
I've also lived in Thailand and Singapore, after pissing off round the world twenty years ago. rub rub rub.
And I currently work in the USA. rubbety rub rub rub.

Cockerty cock cock 
Rub rub rub.
(that's me rubbing it in, not knocking one out)I've also lived in Thailand and Singapore, after pissing off round the world twenty years ago. rub rub rub.
And I currently work in the USA. rubbety rub rub rub.


andy400 said:
If I didn't have a family to support, I'd p
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack, bedding a few wealthy divorcees along the way, then ending up impregnating a filthy rich hottie, or a rich filthy hottie. Oh, hang on, no that was Tom Cruise, I'm probably too tall for that, and I don't know how to make cocktails. Except White Russians.
Luckily I dont have family, dont have savings, and can make cocktails.
s off round the world 'til the savings ran out, then work in a beach bar somewhere and live in a shack, bedding a few wealthy divorcees along the way, then ending up impregnating a filthy rich hottie, or a rich filthy hottie. Oh, hang on, no that was Tom Cruise, I'm probably too tall for that, and I don't know how to make cocktails. Except White Russians. Oh, and I have a plane ticket to Kuala Lumpa, and one back 12 months later which I dont have to catch.....

andy400 said:
Snotfair! Due to a combination of birth, background, education and lifestyle expectations, I am forced to sit in an office, go to meetings, and bluff my way through a professional career, when, to be frank, I am thicker than a whale omelette and would be out of my depth in a car park puddle.
Splendid. 
TEKNOPUG said:
King Herald said:
I did it twenty years ago, and I am currently living in the Philippines.
King Herald said:
And I currently work in the USA. rubbety rub rub rub.
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