Nominations sought for 'the Winged Horse of Tat' award 2010

[hidetheelephants]

The nominations this year are off to a flying start with HereBeMonsters' truly hideous glass eiffel tower filled with sticky pink grog. No nominations without pictures, and preferably no random stuff robbed off Flickr; there's enough ghastly rubbish out there to be found and photographed for posterity without pinching happysnapz from random chavs.

HereBeMonsters said:

I may be a slightly portly Gentleman, but I generally wear a large in most shops, sometimes an XL if it's supposed to be loose fitting. I couldn't even button up an XL (the largest size they make) shirt in Hollister. I did ask the changing room girl if I'd picked up a kids size or something, but no, "they do come up a bit small". Wish I'd bought something when I was in the States recently, as they did fit, but I didn't have much room in my suitcase to bring stuff back, Levi's, watches and a 2 foot tall Eiffel Tower cocktail glass took the space instead!



It contained a frozen strawberry daquiri, if I remember correctly. I also had a massive bottle of beer that held about 4-5 pints. I was stopped by two old black ladies, from the deep south, one of whom put their hand on my shoulder and drawled "I think that's too much beer for you young sir". Still, I drank it all, got it refilled then went on the roller coaster.

[DickyC]

Might I be permitted, following my woeful oversight of PH lore this morning, to offer a real put-on-the-mantlepiece-for-all-to-admire type trophy?

[Justayellowbadge]

It's the Wing'd Horse of Chav Tat.

Anything Ewan S has ever bought a girl will probably qualify.

[V8mate]

Stunning decorative ornamental snowman

And to really top it off...

Ad said:

Part of scarf has previously broken off and has been superglued so you wouldn't know it had broken to look at it.

[HOGEPH]

I had a 98 Heritage Softail once.

My wife bought me this to complement it.



Needless to say, it was never used.

[hidetheelephants]

Justayellowbadge said:

It's the Wing'd Horse of Chav Tat.

Anything Ewan S has ever bought a girl will probably qualify.

Feel free to correct my title as per; the 'Wing'd' bit really makes it that bit more 'speshul'.

Edited by hidetheelephants on Friday 16th July 18:26