Cash Machines

[BrewsterBear]

How fking difficult is it to put your card in a fking slot, press four fking digits, press "Cash," then press a fking denomination of cash you want, take your card, take your cash, and fk off?! Honest to fking God, what do these people do? How is it possible to make this fking process last 5 fking minutes. And just when you think you might be on the verge of playing chess against Deep Blue yourself they put one fking card away only to get another bd out and start the whole spasticated process again. Seriously, if you're too fking stupid to operate a cash machine you don't have enough money to warrant one fking bank account, never mind two bds.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest these morons pubes. Cts.

Edited by BrewsterBear on Monday 19th July 13:45

[Justayellowbadge]

How fking difficult is it to spell 'cash'?

[SDxsi]

Justayellowbadge said:

How fking difficult is it to spell 'cash'?

It's Northern

[andy400]

BrewsterBear said:

How fking difficult is it to put your card in a fking slot, press four fking digits, press "Cash," then press a fking denomination of cash you want, take your card, take your cash, and fk off?! Honest to fking God, what do these people do? How is it possible to make this fking process last 5 fking minutes. And just when you think you might be on the verge of playing chess against Deep Blue yourself they put one fking card away only to get another bd out and start the whole spasticated process again. Seriously, if you're too fking stupid to operate a cash machine you don't have enough money to warrant one fking bank account, never mind two bds.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest these morons pubes. Cts.

Good rant. I agree, often wonder what the hell they're up to. I believe you can top up phones on some now, but that clearly shouldn't be allowed.

[BrewsterBear]

tCocking difficult.

[WorAl]

Nice rant, short but sweet, made me chuckle, however you failed on misspelling Cash and had to edit.

7/10.

[wombat172a]

It'll be just like what happened to most petrol stations. Soon you'll be able to buy chocalate bars from the machine whilst making a small deduction on the cash you're getting out.

Then after that you'll be able to buy your groceries there, then your weekly shop etc. etc.


Within a couple of years you'll be held up by some cat-slinging woman who has decided to do the entirety of a months shopping, of which 90% of the products are cat food. She'll then of course have to pay in exact change, whilst simultaneously signing up for a new nectar card and collecting leaflets detailing the new personal insurance plan.


tCash - brought to you by Tescos & Santander....

Edited by wombat172a on Monday 19th July 13:59

[Justayellowbadge]

SDxsi said:

Justayellowbadge said:

How fking difficult is it to spell 'cash'?

It's Northern

I can't accept that. No northerner would take out cash, it would increase the risk of them spending it.

They might even inadvertently get a round in.

Unlikely, but you never know..

[WorAl]

Justayellowbadge said:

SDxsi said:

Justayellowbadge said:

How fking difficult is it to spell 'cash'?

It's Northern

I can't accept that. No northerner would take out cash, it would increase the risk of them spending it.

They might even inadvertently get a round in.

Unlikely, but you never know..

cheeky tt.

List of PHers I'm buying a pint for at DD's

Justayellowbadge

[BrewsterBear]

Justayellowbadge said:

SDxsi said:

Justayellowbadge said:

How fking difficult is it to spell 'cash'?

It's Northern

I can't accept that. No northerner would take out cash, it would increase the risk of them spending it.

They might even inadvertently get a round in.

Unlikely, but you never know..

t'Southern shandy drinking t'puff.

[zac510]

I used to be one of these people back when I was a student. It was because I only ever had about $10 in my account and I needed to check whether it was still there before I could withdraw the minimum of 10. Repeat every time I used the machine..

[Colin 1985]

Its grim up north.

[Cupid Stunt]

BrewsterBear said:

How fking difficult is it to put your card in a fking slot, press four fking digits, press "Cash," then press a fking denomination of cash you want, take your card, take your cash, and fk off?! Honest to fking God, what do these people do? How is it possible to make this fking process last 5 fking minutes. And just when you think you might be on the verge of playing chess against Deep Blue yourself they put one fking card away only to get another bd out and start the whole spasticated process again. Seriously, if you're too fking stupid to operate a cash machine you don't have enough money to warrant one fking bank account, never mind two bds.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest these morons pubes. Cts.

Edited by BrewsterBear on Monday 19th July 13:45

How do you work that out? Stupid people have money too

[sherman]

Cupid Stunt said:

BrewsterBear said:

How fking difficult is it to put your card in a fking slot, press four fking digits, press "Cash," then press a fking denomination of cash you want, take your card, take your cash, and fk off?! Honest to fking God, what do these people do? How is it possible to make this fking process last 5 fking minutes. And just when you think you might be on the verge of playing chess against Deep Blue yourself they put one fking card away only to get another bd out and start the whole spasticated process again. Seriously, if you're too fking stupid to operate a cash machine you don't have enough money to warrant one fking bank account, never mind two bds.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest these morons pubes. Cts.

Edited by BrewsterBear on Monday 19th July 13:45

How do you work that out? Stupid people have money too

Yeah the government give it to them .

[soad]

There's some daft fookers who fail to pick up the cash afterwards too.

Edit- after operating the ATM machine I meant

Edited by soad on Monday 19th July 15:11

[BrewsterBear]

sherman said:

Yeah the government give it to them .

Actually, you could have a point there. I don't remember having this problem that often back when they used to collect their Giro from the Post Office. That is unless you wanted to post a parcel or get your car tax on a Thursday.

[joewilliams]

zac510 said:

I used to be one of these people back when I was a student. It was because I only ever had about $10 in my account and I needed to check whether it was still there before I could withdraw the minimum of 10. Repeat every time I used the machine..

Request $10, it either comes out or it doesn't. No need to check balance first!

[ZesPak]

BrewsterBear said:

...And just when you think you might be on the verge of playing chess against Deep Blue yourself ...

I liked this

8/10

[joe_90]

Its the same fktards that take ages to scan a sandwich and crisps at the self-service tills at Tescos.. Today, at the 4 self service, 3 were on the paying section when one the last left, I managed to scan all my items (4) pay by card and walk away before any of the others..

[TEKNOPUG]

Good use of the word "spasticated"