bad nick-names

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That you've had or heard...

A mate of my brother-in-law is "Rapey John".

He lived in the centre of town and would go out walking at 2am looking for wounded gazelles.

Allegedly.

[Steamer]

'Fingers'

[Plotloss]

All my mates have stupid nicknames, always have had.

When you get to Frank you think ah, someone with a normal name but no, it's just a double bluff.

[blackburn]

Used to know a girl whose nick name was 'Chewy'. Apparently she'd rather suck than F***...

I hasten to add that we were never intimate.

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My mate Keith used to go out with this really short bird, she was about 4' 10"

By all accounts though, she had a truly cavernous mary.

We used to call her Tardis.

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I know someone called Sticky Vicky.

[Steamer]

Reload said:

I know someone called Sticky Vicky.

So did I - due to being rather stick-like, as opposed to being nasty to put your hand in.

[JonRB]

A friend told me that one of his classmates was called 'Ornament' as he used to mainly sit in the corner and not say much.

[Famous Graham]

Plotloss said:

My mate Keith used to go out with this really short bird, she was about 4' 10"

By all accounts though, she had a truly cavernous mary.

We used to call her Tardis.

Went to school with someone similarly proportioned. She was known as "Pocket Pussy".

[Carfiend]

A friend who went to school in South Africa and attended a boarding school where there was a single Black child whose nickname was Token.

[RVVUNM]

I've got a mate called "Onion".

[blindswelledrat]

Always worth reposting:

Someone on here had a lad at school who was nicknamed "Hornby".

Not, as you might imagine, because of his love for trainsets, but because his father commited suicide in front of a train.

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Steamer said:

Reload said:

I know someone called Sticky Vicky.

So did I - due to being rather stick-like, as opposed to being nasty to put your hand in.

The one I know is also thin, but it's not the reason behind her nickname.

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Plotloss said:

My mate Keith used to go out with this really short bird, she was about 4' 10"

By all accounts though, she had a truly cavernous mary.

We used to call her Tardis.

Please explain

[Justayellowbadge]

Chum at school was dubbed 'Responsible'

His parents were chuffed.

Untill they discovered it meant that when st happened, he was invairiably responsible.

[andyjo1982]

Karl Pilkington on his dads old friend Jimmy the Hat, because he never wore a hat...

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Smiler. said:

Plotloss said:

My mate Keith used to go out with this really short bird, she was about 4' 10"

By all accounts though, she had a truly cavernous mary.

We used to call her Tardis.

Please explain

I'm not sure of it's etymology, just thought it was a little easier to read than .

[Justayellowbadge]

blindswelledrat said:

Always worth reposting:

Someone on here had a lad at school who was nicknamed "Hornby".

Not, as you might imagine, because of his love for trainsets, but because his father commited suicide in front of a train.

As I recall, he didn't like the nickname.



But his dad was chuffed to bits.

[Reload]

Not quite a nickname as such but back in school anybody who, shall we say, finished a job with a girl prematurely, was known as doing a Holmesy.

Named after a lad called ****** Holmes who's first intimate experience with a lady was rather, well, premature. In that he never even got his chap out.

[911motorsport]

JonRB said:

A friend told me that one of his classmates was called 'Ornament' as he used to mainly sit in the corner and not say much.

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You weren't at school with Tom Brown or the Famous Five were you?